This website should have a section for polls. It would be useful.

It's one of those "you had to be there" things . . . and it's a function of able-two-know as a social site . . .

It wouldn't just be useful for a "social site".

We used to have polls until Setanta ruined it with his ridiculous polls like How do you like your Potato chips "with" or "without" that disgusting CAnadian whitish hot swill poured over top.

I used to sponsor polls like "Which is your favorite fossil"

A Phacops rana

B Some other disgusting piece of dead seafood.

djjd said:


If we ever do get poll-ability back I think this should be a choice for funniest retort on a2k along with Gus's response to the picture of the kitten's anus (Been there - done that) and the story Mathos told about his daughters and wife running though the jungle having their hair pulled out by monkeys.

To streamline it we could just put it this way:
Who is the funniest male (past and/or present) on a2k?
a)djjd62
b)Gusratzenhofer (sp?)
c) Mathos

Please choose one:

1. This is the stupidest thread i've ever been involved in.

2. This is almost the stupidest thread i've ever been involved in.

3. This thread is stupid and boring.

4. It's not real dressing unless you put lots of sage in it.

Erm and that is funny how?

I have
I have

not bad once he unfolds

Come on Matt - SAGE? Pfffft!!! rotflmao

Hang around, you may learn how to hook..

I have a sage jacket.

Some might call it loden.

If they want to take that kind of risk ...

Nope, I don't get it. Sage the herb?

Hook is a crocheting word. I used to be good at that; I still have my hooks. Loden is (far as I know) a certain color and process re some fairly famous jackets. Sage is, of course, an herb, but also a color.

Stop being a lone snot and meet the rest of us, who have room for other points of view. At this point, you sound poussillanimous, which is a kind of barrier.

Later you will get that all this is bizarre.

Like a french fish?

My thoughts exactly. Very dry and kind of overly mean set up then BLAAAM! The unexpected punchline slides on in with the unexpected sage comment! Perfect fit for the thread.

I'd like a french stick with my Pouilly Fuisse

The word you wanted was pusillanimous. I learned that word in my first semester at university. Several of us came back from a drunken evening and thought, in our drunktitude, that it would be hilarious to turn all of the furniture upside down in the lounge on our floor of the dormitory. When the cleaning women came in the next morning, they were not amused. The resident assitant went around banging on doors, and we all got up and righted the furniture, apologized to the cleaning women, and went back to bed.

However, apparently, one of them complained to the dormitory manager before that happened. He decided to be a little Nazi, and demanded to know who the culprits were. Nobody was talking. The following Monday, everyone was treated to a screed of his, a copy of which was placed in every mailbos. He spoke of "pusillanimous malcontents." We weren't malcontented. If anything, the problem was that we were overly contented after our night of debauchery.

I love him secretly.

I admit it, my french is past horrible, including knowing definitions of words I could never say. Still, the words are somewhat fetching.

malcontents, that reminds me of something..
(there is no upshot of that, as I don't know yet what it reminds me of, perhaps the Malatesta family)

My love is overt.

Just wait a minute here - deej is my admired one.