What do you really want for Christmas?

Eva: She has pretty much everything she wants and perhaps just another year of same. Also, more visits with old friends. Eva, I think I would like another year of the same too...nice Christmas earrings, Eva

farmerman: Im quite happy wif my deisel

gus: Wants a new car for Christmas. Well gus...I think I can help you out...Just hop in and go for a drive. Don't tell anyone where you got it...keep it hush hush...and don't worry, you'll never get a traffic ticket again.



also notice your dog can ride in back with a seatbelt on


Drom: thinks gus's dog is shifty-eyed

Here's your glasses...enjoy the champagne...Cheers! Happy Holidays!

Dear santa I would like a F-22 Raptor of my very own...it must include two AIM-9 Sidewinders; six AIM-120C Advanced Medium-Range Air-to-Air Missiles (AMRAAM); one 20mm Gatling gun; and two, 1,000-pound Joint Direct Attack Munitions (JDAM)

thanks

1st question safecracker...are you a terrorist?

no i'm the opposite, I'm 1 of the ppl who hunt terrorists

Safecracker: wants weapons to beat off terroists. This is the best I could do...this is not loaded...I do not get into weapons of mass destruction. Have a nice holiday!

Here's a pair of 'em for ya Safecracker. And stay safe.

gus, does yer car pass inspection? I noted that the windshiled needs some repair., and yer headlights need some re aiming. Outside a that, what she doin wrong? doesnt start you say/. What kind a gas you usin? Could be the gas. When ya fill it up, does the gas run all over the ground?
Im here ta help big guy.

Hey, farmerman, if you scroll back up to my original post , you'll notice my car looks just like your avatar! How weird is that?

I gave up on that car anyway, and decided to buy a new one. I headed down to Slappy Doo Hoo's Car Emporium. Slappy greeted me at the entrance and showed me around. He pointed to a rather nice-looking car in the front row and said, "Gus, just because we are friends, and because my boss isn't here today, I am going to put you in that car for 5000.00.

I couldn't believe my luck! All the people on this site who say negative things about Slappy should be ashamed of themselves.

The man is all about helping people. He doesn't care about profit.

Check out Slappy's car lot if you need a deal...


Slappy Doo Hoo Car Emporium

Another satisfied customer.

everyone said I have an X where my avatar should be, I see nothing, am I missing something really gross?

Oh, sorry, Farmerman, I thought you knew.

Your avatar is a chimpanzee, munching on what appears to be a turd.

It's really quite disgusting.

What would I like? Can't tell you, sorry. It's a secret wish.
I hope, I hope, I hope ..