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Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:41 am
Christian fanatics tell me so . . .
So . . . given that i have absolutely no interest in that dude--i'm hetero--does that mean that Jesus is a stalker? Why can't he just leave me alone?
@Setanta,
Did you just call him or did he call you?
His cronies are always comin' around to the door, tryin' to peddle this Jesus loves me bullshit. He doesn't even have the courage to make his own play. Anyway, like i said, i'm hetero . . . i ain't a gonna hit on no dude.
@Setanta,
How do you greet his cronies.
I can see you standing at your door with your welcoming baseball bat.
@Setanta,
With "Eat This Jaysus" wrote on the bat.
I think it's just, like, really creepy to keep after folks who have no interest in your company.
Yeah, yeah . . . that's it. An' they're all pimping for this Jesus dude.
@eurocelticyankee,
who does not be loved?
i too, am loved by jusus and so are all peoples of the world but i appreciate your believe that HE loves you as there are somew that does not believe that.
ELIAS
English is not your native language, is it?
I want this Jusus to go away and leave me alone, got it?
A "No Solicitations" sign on the door might do it.
Oooo, cool . . . where can i get one?
@Setanta,
Every time those folks come to my door, I flash my nude boobs, hoping it scares them away. It never works. They still return. Maybe I should flash my fat ass.
BBB
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Maybe Jesus liked a fat ass. I know I do. You'll probably have queuing at your door. HA
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Every time those folks come to my door, I flash my nude boobs, hoping it scares them away. It never works. They still return. Maybe I should flash my fat ass.
BBB
That might work, just whatever you do don't show them your feet....right now there is a dude out there somewhere right now wailing away at himself while looking at a picture of feet with corns on them....or crooked toes....or striped socks....
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