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Jesus loves me, this i know . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:41 am
Christian fanatics tell me so . . .

So . . . given that i have absolutely no interest in that dude--i'm hetero--does that mean that Jesus is a stalker? Why can't he just leave me alone?
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Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:45 am
@Setanta,
Did you just call him or did he call you?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:47 am
His cronies are always comin' around to the door, tryin' to peddle this Jesus loves me bullshit. He doesn't even have the courage to make his own play. Anyway, like i said, i'm hetero . . . i ain't a gonna hit on no dude.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:20 am
@Setanta,
How do you greet his cronies.
I can see you standing at your door with your welcoming baseball bat.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:22 am
@Setanta,
With "Eat This Jaysus" wrote on the bat.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:25 am
I think it's just, like, really creepy to keep after folks who have no interest in your company.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:28 am
@Setanta,
Their like a virus.
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:39 am
Yeah, yeah . . . that's it. An' they're all pimping for this Jesus dude.
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ELIO
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 07:22 am
@eurocelticyankee,
who does not be loved?
i too, am loved by jusus and so are all peoples of the world but i appreciate your believe that HE loves you as there are somew that does not believe that.
ELIAS
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 07:23 am
English is not your native language, is it?

I want this Jusus to go away and leave me alone, got it?
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 07:24 am
@ELIO,
Ya Wat ????
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 07:29 am
A "No Solicitations" sign on the door might do it.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 08:09 am
@Setanta,
This sign might help:
http://www.insidehighered.com/var/ihe/storage/images/media/news_images/2006/devil/1184505-1-eng-US/devil_medium.gif


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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 10:01 am
Oooo, cool . . . where can i get one?
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 10:49 am
@Setanta,
Every time those folks come to my door, I flash my nude boobs, hoping it scares them away. It never works. They still return. Maybe I should flash my fat ass.

BBB
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:09 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Maybe Jesus liked a fat ass. I know I do. You'll probably have queuing at your door. HA
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Sun 21 Nov, 2010 07:33 am
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Sun 21 Nov, 2010 07:47 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

Every time those folks come to my door, I flash my nude boobs, hoping it scares them away. It never works. They still return. Maybe I should flash my fat ass.

BBB


That might work, just whatever you do don't show them your feet....right now there is a dude out there somewhere right now wailing away at himself while looking at a picture of feet with corns on them....or crooked toes....or striped socks....
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