A Foreign Body

I had to be crazy to click on that--i could have gone for the rest of my life without seeing that. When i worked in an army hospital in Virginia, we got a retired military man in there with an incandescent bulb in his colon. He claimed burglars had broken into his house, tied him up, and inserted the bulb.

oh......

my.......

god......

"Hey, Fred, I just drank yer last beer.
Whaddaya want me to do with the bottle?"

Ouch from which direction ????