Sun 1 Dec, 2002 02:13 pm
A blonde is a little late getting ready for her date, so her mom answers the door and slams it shut. The blonde asks what is wrong, her mom says the guy out there has purple spiked hair, piercings, tatoos, you know a total freak. The blonde says but mom thats my date.her mom doesn't believe it and says he can't be a very nice guy. The blonde answers but mom anybody who is doing 365,000 hours of community service must be a nice guy.
Blonde: My mother told me only to go out with familiar men. So now I only go out with men who act familiar!