Fil Albuquerque wrote:YES
Very useful with the opposite sex for small talk...
. In the 1980s, some friends and I discovered
that hand reading was the FASTEST way
to hold hands with pretty girls.
Thay line up for it
Then thay pay close attention.
I heard that an acquaintance named George was in a bar
and that he saw a pretty girl whose hand was unheld.
He offered to read her hand. It worked.
A few minutes later, Big Bruno
stomps back from the men 's room
and inquires qua Y he is holding his girlfriend's hand.
George was swift to explain the circumstances
and, with a vu toward avoiding violence,
he offered to read Bruno 's hand.
I was told that at the end of Bruno 's reading,
George said that he kept thinking about Delancy St.
(tho there is no line in the hand representing that street),
whereupon Bruno said that he GREW UP
on Delancy Street.
I have a procedure to calculate,
with the most exact precision
your daily horoscopes r, to wit:
read each one at the END of the day that it predicts
That analysis never fails.