Chai hears everything you say!
Are you omniscient like Chai? I know that delusion of yours is an inelegant lie if you claim it to be soo!
To best describe Chai in her all hearing capacity, here are two comparative images:
You and everyone that is not Chai (including me as well):
Sorry, I couldn't find an appropriate image for the deaf leading the deaf so I went for the easy iconic blind leading the blind image.
1. An image titled God's Left Ear
, creator: unknown, date: unknown. Source: http://soundmediadesign.com/edward/
2. The Blind Leading the Blind
, Pieter Bruegel the Elder