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Christmas sucks BIG-Time!!

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 12:18 pm
And Eva isn't busy flying me everywhere to cook for rich folk because....oh, right, I can't pay her. Laughing
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 12:36 pm
Eva wrote:
Thanks, margo...could I have one a little bigger, do you think?

Something like this, maybe...?


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For Friday:\_/\_/\_/\_/[/b]
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 12:50 pm
Eva wrote:
Well, DetR, reveling is one of my specialties!!!


I would say that 'frolicking' was one of my specialities... but I'm adaptable Laughing

Eva wrote:
I have an office out of my home, which is why I am able to drop into A2K off and on through the day & night while waiting on others. I contract out everything I'm not able to handle myself. I'm coordinating this big event from the merchants' association side with the help of a paid event coordinator. It's not a one-person job. We have all sorts of media promotions going, major corporate sponsors, TV appearances, volunteers, and multiple events to oversee at different businesses simultaneously. Food tastings, live music at several locations, Santa, the Grinch, free trolley rides, a parade, a kid's contest...the list goes on and on. It's to be held next Thursday evening, the 11th, so I have penciled in next Friday to collapse.

Thanks for asking! Laughing

I don't know how I'll manage to get my story written in the middle of all this, Mom duties and our own pre-Christmas errands. But I'll figure out something. Would love to read a story from you! Check in under the "Trivia & Word Games" section and look for "A2K Storytelling Idol Competition."


Wow.. a lesser person would be completely rabid with all this stress and responsability... but I guess that you're both a good person and a pro. If I were to do that, I wouldn't be rabid, but the whole thing would turn out rather schizo, Santa Claus would reveal himself to be a satanist, the elves would go on strike, the volunteers wouldn't turn up, the Grinch would reveal that it is my secret admirer, someone would hijack the whole thing for 'Nudist rights;' someone would end up crying to me about how their fiancé left them to become a woman; I need not go on!

Where's it taking place? Over Oklahoma? (Imagine if, some day, it were over Veneto...) Is this the biggest event of the year for you, or are there some pieces of business equally as... humungous? What's your business called now (if you don't mind my asking)?

Thanks for telling me; I'm really interested in hearing everything.

I'll make up something tonight, and post it soon. Has the competition already started? I have a big imagination- you have to be, as a writer who wants to start something new-, but most of the things of which I can think are either bizarre, or showing that the extraordinary often comes from the ordinary, the day-to-day..
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 01:09 pm
Check in with Bugger and let him know you want to enter, DetR. He has this thing set up on a timetable. Joe Nation is competing against onyxelle right now, with realjohnboy and cavfancier coming up today or tomorrow, I think. He's pairing us off in the order we enter. Two at a time, then the winners of each go against each other, etc. until one final winner is chosen. We haven't gotten many votes yet, so perhaps a little promotion is in order....

AHEM!

EVERYONE GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE STORY!
Two fascinating submissions from a couple of your favorite A2Kers... Whose story is the best? You decide!


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=469545#469545
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 01:12 pm
I just had to post that I can't find the original link...but yes, everybody vote. Bugger put a short time span on voting, which I hope he expands. After reading Roboita's story about 'The New Mouse', I say she should come in as a late entry.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 01:18 pm
The event is here in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The historic business district is called Cherry Street. The event is called A VERY "CHERRY" CHRISTMAS!...and I have a lot of good help.

The best thing about this area & group is that they are known for being diverse & eccentric. Last year, Santa wore wraparound white sunglasses and strolled up and down the street through the traffic, stopping cars. (We're trying to get the same guy again.) Frankly, the more unusual the better around here. That's why people will come. We're not going to try to control it too tightly.

I will be riding the trolley up & down the district during the event, welcoming everyone, giving them info about what's going on where, making them laugh and just generally making sure everyone is having fun. That is not work for me. I'll have a ball!
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 01:22 pm
And I agree, cav. That story was definitely a winner!

Speaking of people who oughta be entering...what's that ad that's floating around here all about? If somebody catches BBB, they'll win a digital camera? Catch her DOING WHAT? Smile
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 04:01 pm
Eva - I don't want to sound too well... grinchy, but you appear to have hijacked my 'sucks thread' for your own nefarious purposes. I suppose a certain rabbit-shaped sockpuppet has egged you on to do it. I understand, the wimmens of A2K are notoriously weak-willed and easily led. I'm just watching you, that's all. Now, bugger off!

Normal transmission to be commenced in a matter of minutes, folks.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 04:02 pm
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
Oz universities just don't have any undergrad classes at night. And while I've managed to get through a couple of first year subjects while missing lectures, I wouldn't like to try it with 200 or 300 level subjects.


I hear you there, sir. Was thinking about working this year and giving some of the loans back, but now that it's underway I'm just going to have to suck up the debt. (They've got this awful habit here -- and in Washington -- of scheduling things in short blocks all through the week, leaving no blocks of time during which the needful can make any real money. Would be much better for a number of reasons, I think, to go to two two-hour sessions than four one-hour sessions.)


The biggest problem here is they'll spread a 3 hour contact subject, over 3 days with 1 hour on each day. It almost seems to be a deliberate attempt to stop people from earning a living.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 04:05 pm
lets start right now:
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 04:06 pm
Lets look for inspiration right now:

http://www.realityrenderedstudios.com/card/grnc1/s11.jpg
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 04:10 pm
Strange beings dressed up like Santa are way cool. They remind me of the circus freak show. Seeing as we are in a circus here, drom et reve....how about you guess my age for an Xmas fin?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 04:11 pm
and....

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny
No one's making joyful sounds
Cranberry sauce ain't staying down
The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall
Everybody's meeting Vincent
The Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus
He's the one that'll keep you up all night
He's the festive parasite
Vincent the Christmas Virus
He's the gift that keeps on giving all night long

Vincent the Christmas Virus ain't killed by penicillin
Doesn't notice Aspirin
Don't matter if you're fit and trim
But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol
So get real drunk on Christmas Day
Let's all toast to Vincent (Yay!)
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 04:17 pm
I'm gonna win this one...
Here's the good news from SantaLand!!!

Quote:
Though more numerous, the reindeer's numbers in this land just west of the massive polar ice cap have dropped from an estimated 30,000 in recent years due to disease, say Greenland officials. The stocks fluctuate on 30-50 year cycles, and currently the cycle is swinging low. Reindeer carcasses and bones litter the open tundra the entire 180-kilometer distance between Sisimiut and Kangerlussuaq, victims of hunting and disease. I lost track of the antlers I saw on my walk between the two towns.

http://www.rudyfoto.com/grl/deadreindeer30.jpg
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Brand X
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 05:24 pm
Do I see lights on a jack-o-lantern?
http://www.infinite1der.org/~dino/punkin.jpg
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 08:31 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Lets look for inspiration right now:

http://www.realityrenderedstudios.com/card/grnc1/s11.jpg


Oh, thanks for reminding me, Mr. S. Yes, the Grinch will be at our Christmas event, too! He'll be giving hugs to all the children right after our whimsical kid's parade with the decorated bicycles, wagons and scooters. I have a special Santa hat made for him with our logo on top.
HO HO HO!!!! Laughing

By the way, you're not invited.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 06:00 am
cavfancier wrote:
Strange beings dressed up like Santa are way cool. They remind me of the circus freak show. Seeing as we are in a circus here, drom et reve....how about you guess my age for an Xmas fin?


Laughing You put it best, cav!

Hmm... I'd guess that you're in your thirties (mid to late) , but I might be completely off the mark.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 06:04 am
Eva wrote:
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Lets look for inspiration right now:

http://www.realityrenderedstudios.com/card/grnc1/s11.jpg


Oh, thanks for reminding me, Mr. S. Yes, the Grinch will be at our Christmas event, too! He'll be giving hugs to all the children right after our whimsical kid's parade with the decorated bicycles, wagons and scooters. I have a special Santa hat made for him with our logo on top.
HO HO HO!!!! Laughing

By the way, you're not invited.


Hahaha... when even the Grinch is getting into the Christmas mood, you know that you have to revel, dampeners!

Eva wrote:
The event is here in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The historic business district is called Cherry Street. The event is called A VERY "CHERRY" CHRISTMAS!...and I have a lot of good help.

The best thing about this area & group is that they are known for being diverse & eccentric. Last year, Santa wore wraparound white sunglasses and strolled up and down the street through the traffic, stopping cars. (We're trying to get the same guy again.) Frankly, the more unusual the better around here. That's why people will come. We're not going to try to control it too tightly.

I will be riding the trolley up & down the district during the event, welcoming everyone, giving them info about what's going on where, making them laugh and just generally making sure everyone is having fun. That is not work for me. I'll have a ball!


The actual event sounds great- paying yourself to have fun- but the real work is in the actual preperation.. Shocked

I hope it goes well for you; I'm sure it will; you sound like a great hostess/manager.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 07:07 am
Hmm...close enough there drom. I'll pick up a fish and send you that fin.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 07:26 am
Yay! Very Happy I thank you for your bounty, Cav. How far off was I?
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