BLONDE GETAWAY

blonde getaway

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were walking through the woods one day picking floweres. A crowd of canabals came up to them and took them to their village. The canabals tied each of them to a tree, they planned on eating the blonde, redhead, and the brunette for supper so one picked up a gun and pointed to the brunette. The brunette pointed infront of her and yelled, "HURRICANE", they looked back and she got away. So he pointed the gun at the redhead and she pointed infront of her and yelled, "TORNADO", they looked back and she got away. By then the blonde started getting what they were saying so when he pointed the gun at her, she pointed infront of herself and so she yelled, "FIRE".