Gods Porn

God approves of pornography, as seen in these following verses by Solomon as he pondered the female body:

[INDENT]"How beautiful are your feet in sandals, O prince's daughter! The curves of your hips are like jewels, the work of the hands of an artist. Your navel is like a round goblet which never lacks for mixed wine; your belly is like a heap of wheat fenced about with lilies. Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

"Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. I said 'I will climb the palm tree, I will take hold of its fruit stalks.' Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine." - Song of Solomon 7:1-3,7-9 [/INDENT]

Pretty steamy stuff. It would appear God is indeed promoting a written form of pornography.

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Actually I've seen this before. There's a church in the northern suburbs that preach a lot of sex in the sake of the Christian God.

Have it your way.

My proof is the lack of evidence as to his existance.

Where's yours now?

You interpret the passage to be pornographic, I interpret it to be a poetic admiration of God's creation.

If you were not so perverted and sexualized, you might see it that way too. Remember, your opinions and interpretations are a mirror of your own character.

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Remember, your opinions and interpretations are a mirror of your own character

Well FedUp, you know very well they are finding proof of the historical aspects of the Bible. The discovery of the house of David for one, the coral incrusted remains of Pharoahs army, and actually many other indicators of the Bibles truth. So the truth, and the proof is out there, if one is really looking for that.

JD4U: Dude that was an awesome site. Thanks.

Campbell: I DO seek the truth, not the coral encrusted remains of pharohs army. That HARDLEY proves ANYTHING.

Compare apples with apples please. At least keep it granny smith to macintosh.

Well when you have two granit pillars marking the spot and you see extra Biblical writings chisled in stone that mirror what the Bible has proclaimed then you really have to consider the story has some roots to it. Those who claim there was never anything to the story cannot as easily say it never happened, especially when there now appears to be substance and supporting evidence. Names that never appeared in the Roman records now are being found in areas of Jerusalem that also support the Biblical account.
The lack of these names in the past were considered strong evidence by non believers that the Bible was false, now that some of these names have come to light, these same non believers tells us this does not prove anything. If names not found is strong evidence that the Bible is false, then names found should be considered for the Bible speaking the truth. For if the Roman record is incomplete, it appears the Bible has filled in the missing gaps.

How does that prove the existance of a Christian God?

AND how does that fit in with the topic of the OP about Solomon's pornographic message about getting down?

I can prove God exists.

Enlighten us. :wtf:

Ok, so we first define God. Since "God" is personified differently in different cultures, for our purposes we will define "god" as "that which no greater can be concieved", since "god" allegedly refers to the supreme being in the universe.

Here's the problem. Not everyone believes that God is anything but a fantasy. In that perspective, your arguement is considered null and void. Nice TRY though.