@klyph,
A wonen is talking to a perfectly innocent 16 year old who has just turned the legal age for sex
"since its legal now,why dont we go back to mine and experiment a bit" said the woman.
"Aye why not" was the reply from the boy.
So they went back to the appartment and undressed.
"Lets try the 69 position first" said the woman.
"69...whats that?" asked the boy.
"You stick you head inbetween my legs and pleasure me while i do the same to you"
"Okay said the boy"
So the boy gets into position sticking his head inbetwen her arse and within seconds of doing so the women farts.
"I'm terribly sorry" she says.
"Hmph" huffs the boy.
They get back into position again and the woman lets off another fart.
The boy gets up and gets dressed.
"Where are you going ?" asks the woman.
"F**k that" he said "I'm not sitting around for another 67 of them".