Squirrel injures 3 people

Must've been a slow news day at MSNBC...a really slow news day. I was waiting for it to say it ran up an old mans leg looking for walnuts.

A German squirrel that attacks people? Better not let it near France, they'll probably try to surrender to it.

Oh no it happened!

Rodent Blitzkrieg: France Surrenders, begs Bush for help

Bush offers to send a specialized team of Socialist that will terrorize said rodent with massive protests and rallies. Oh wait that happens all the time but they burn their own neighbourhoods down.

bhahahahah nice