@Silverchild79,
"I have only a few college credits and I have a teaching certificate. Only requirement to keep it is get an ASSOCIATES degree in general ed. (within two years of the granting of such certificate."
And you live in Texas? I just busted my hump for two years and spent over $5,000 to get certified. What you're describing only pertains to private and/or charter schools, which fall under that mysterious 'highly qualified' clause. Full-up public schools in Texas, in the case of core subjects, don't hire anyone without a Bachelor's and teachers' certification.