More Scantily Clad Wo;Oh Screw It Let's Just Go Have Sex

Hey Look More Scantily Clad Wo-- Oh Screw It Let's Just Go Have Sex
Mark Morford

The protests are muted for the third broadcast of the Victoria's Secret fashion show. That sweetly tightwad media watchdog group, the Parents Television Council, which hates everything not wearing a chastity belt and a full body condom, said it had written to CBS affiliates across the country, urging them not to air the supermodels strutting in underwear, but none of the CBS stations gave a damn.

"Maybe people are becoming desensitized to it," said Katie Wright, spokeswoman for the Parents Television Council, sighing heavily over the model on page 17 wearing that thong and push-up pink lace thing and looking at the camera as though she'd love nothing more than to crawl through the lens and eat Wright's own overweight car-salesman husband for lunch when in fact she is most likely desperately lousy in bed and smokes Camel Menthols like a whiny chimney and has never had anything up her ass but a stick and just sort of lays there and waits until its over so she can be taken to dinner and then flown to London for a party.

"It doesn't mean that we at the PTC are not upset about it," Wright continued, as if anyone was listening. "Hello? TV is bad! Lingerie is bad! Gisele is spawn of Satan's chambermaid Aregoth! Hello?"

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