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Tue 13 Nov, 2007 04:07 pm
Subject: Installing Love
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can
you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do
first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your
Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay
to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will
no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low
Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you
have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent
Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased. I loved this!
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program
not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run
on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:
Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others
and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
Please send this to every one you know. If you delete that is okay, God's
love is not based on emails
@Curmudgeon,
Curmudgeon;45294 wrote:
If you delete that is okay
I couldn't find where I can delete this? :p
@Curmudgeon,
The post didn't specify which god, why did you feel a need to?
@klyph,
klyph;45310 wrote:, why did you feel a need to?
The post didn't specify which god just as you said!
@Curmudgeon,
Wouldnt Eros be more appropriate?
@Curmudgeon,
I saw no need for anyone to specify a title for God. I believe there is only one God, by whatever name a person or faith calls his or her own God.
@Curmudgeon,
I was trying to ascertain Fatal's motivation for his "revision"
@Curmudgeon,
I wanna thank
ALLAH -- allah my neighbors, and allah my friends.
@Pinochet73,
dontcha know? Atheists worship the goddess Athe and please her by sacraficing babies (abortion)...
@Fatal Freedoms,
Fatal, you don't speak much Arabic do you?
"Allah", when translated to English, means "God". It is not the name for god, it is simply an arabic word describing an all-powerful entity. So the use of the word "Allah" in an English language post is really more of an insertion of Arab language, and not one of muslim support. Christians in Lebanon for example, pray to "Allah" and his son Jesus Christ.
Just thought I'd clear that up for you. Dieu est plus grand d'une langue
@Freeman15,
Freeman15;45550 wrote:Fatal, you don't speak much Arabic do you?
"Allah", when translated to English, means "God". It is not the name for god, it is simply an arabic word describing an all-powerful entity. So the use of the word "Allah" in an English language post is really more of an insertion of Arab language, and not one of muslim support. Christians in Lebanon for example, pray to "Allah" and his son Jesus Christ.
Just thought I'd clear that up for you. Dieu est plus grand d'une langue
i must be mistaken... i blame the media!
@Fatal Freedoms,
Fatal_Freedoms;45445 wrote:dontcha know? Atheists worship the goddess Athe and please her by sacraficing babies (abortion)...
Tutoring.....0730....my classroom.
Be there.:wtf:
@Pinochet73,
Pinochet73;45572 wrote:Tutoring.....0730....my classroom. Be there.:wtf:
Obviously you don't grasp the concept of sarcasm! :thumbdown:
@Pinochet73,
Pinochet73;45719 wrote:BE THERE, DAMMIT!:giterdone:
my IQ has actually decreased just by reading your posts!
@Fatal Freedoms,
Fatal_Freedoms;45777 wrote:my IQ has actually decreased just by reading your posts!
Did you ever have one? That's the puzzle I can't solve. Do you actually have a brain?
@Pinochet73,
Pinochet73;45815 wrote:Did you ever have one? That's the puzzle I can't solve. Do you actually have a brain?
my nick name was "The Brain" in grade school... i assuming no one ever called you that (for obvious reasons)!
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