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Oz Election Thread #4 - Gillard's Labor

 
 
msolga
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2011 09:56 pm
@hingehead,
No?
But you're supposed to be shocked, hinge!
And we're supposed to be massively up in arms & demand that he be banned from speaking!
To show how intolerant we are of free speech & the alternative side of the argument!
Which makes for massive publicity for this fruit cake & his screwy "arguments".
Get it now? Razz Wink
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 07:47 pm
http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/27/2456446/th-PETER_REITH-90x60.jpg
Awwwww, he was robbed!
So unfair!
How misguided of the Libs!

What a terrible shame! Very Happy

And what a sore loser!



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Why is Abbott so spooked by the WorkChoices bogyman?
Peter Reith
June 28, 2011/the AGE


Peter Reith is a former deputy leader of the Liberal Party. He was also a minister in the Howard government.

http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/27/2456266/workchoices-200x0.jpg
'Even if WorkChoices had never happened, workplace relations has always been a difficult issue.' Photo: Craig Abraham

Labor market reform is too important to be left in the Liberal political closet.

EVEN though I have spent many years as an activist promoting labour market reform, I promised Tony Abbott I would suspend my interest in this if I became federal president of the Liberal Party. I thought that was the best way I could support Abbott and the team and quietly encourage good policy.

So I was more than surprised to learn after the ballot on Saturday that Abbott chose to throw his support behind Alan Stockdale; I have no idea why, and I am sad that he did.

I never liked the contest, because I thought it might be a problem whoever won, and so I offered a compromise three weeks ago. At that stage I calculated that I had the numbers. My clear understanding was that Stockdale wanted the Liberal presidency for another 12 months, so I suggested he stay for the first six months, that we work together to push through some reforms and then we change over and continue the work together with him in the role of immediate past president. It would have been an unusual arrangement but he rejected it.

Now, I can resume my interest in reform knowing that Abbott respects my right to do so based on a conversation we had earlier this year after I had publicly called for the reintroduction of individual agreements.

It was good that Abbott publicly called for the business community to make the case for reform. I hope he means it. Since that call, the voices from business have been growing louder. Julia Gillard's retrograde changes to workplace relations law are slowly burning our economy and in time the voices of embattled business will be heard across the country.

The Liberal Party has to take responsibility for labour market reform in Australia because the Labor Party is hopelessly compromised by the fact that it is owned lock, stock and barrel by the unions. Labour market issues are at the heart of productivity and, in the end, about living standards. Australia's productivity performance has been poor in recent years. We cannot pretend that this problem does not exist.

Too many people are worried about WorkChoices. WorkChoices is obviously buried and no one wants it back. Even if WorkChoices had never happened, workplace relations has always been a difficult issue. If we jump in fright every time Nick Minchin says the ALP is salivating at the thought of the Liberals doing something necessary, then Australia's prospects are not looking good.

Attitudes to labour market reform by Liberal leaders could be seen at the Federal Council in the contrasting positions of three state premiers and Abbott.

In the weeks before the council meeting, the two new Liberal premiers (Ted Baillieu in Victoria and Barry O'Farrell in NSW) announced workplace relations initiatives.

In both states, poor behaviour and excessive wage demands have been driving up costs and putting pressure on state budgets. Budget pressures inevitably end up as higher tax burdens on families already feeling the pinch.

Both initiatives have been attacked by Labor with the claim that these are examples of the bogyman at work. ''Watch out'' they cry, ''the WorkChoices bogyman is coming to get you!'' Luckily, these premiers have not been deterred by a scare campaign and they will act in the public interest. By addressing practical problems with specific reforms, these premiers are demonstrating an approach that Abbott could emulate.

When West Australian Premier Colin Barnett was asked if he would follow suit with Baillieu to curb militant unionism in the construction industry, he said it was not necessary. My hope for WA is that Barnett will, sooner rather than later, want to help the 450,000 people working in one of the most over-regulated, pro-union state systems in the country. The small business community would certainly be assisted by reforms on right of entry, agreements and unfair dismissal, all of which were drafted by the previous WA Labor government.

And of course the fourth player was Abbott. His current policy is that the issue is "dead, buried and cremated".

It seems that the reformers on workplace relations were also supporters of party reform; once a reformer always a reformer. I assume Baillieu voted for me; that was the assessment of the Victorian delegates and they know him well. O'Farrell would have voted for me because he said publicly that he would. Barnett seems to have voted for Stockdale.

And Abbott? He played "show and tell". This is the opposite of a secret ballot and much favoured by Labor party factional bosses who like to see the ballots to make sure that their lackeys vote as directed or as agreed in a deal. It was a pity that the Liberal federal director did not accept my suggestion that we needed polling booths because some delegates felt they were being pressured. Anyway, that was not a problem for Abbott. Sitting at the top table in the full glare of the media, he filled out the form and showed it to Stockdale, who was sitting next to him. Stockdale looked pleased.

The ambivalence about workplace relations reform on show at the Liberal meeting is a continuing concern not just for me but for a growing number of Australians running businesses large and small. The Liberals must win the next election but winning is not enough. Let's aim higher than a rerun of the Fraser years. In the same way that Baillieu and O'Farrell have put aside fears about the bogyman, the next federal government also needs to be pro-reform. I fervently hope that is the case, because otherwise our country is in for a rougher ride than it deserves.


http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politics/why-is-abbott-so-spooked-by-the-workchoices-bogyman-20110627-1gne2.html?comments=48#comments
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 07:55 pm
@msolga,
http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/28/2457204/tandberg-620x0.jpg
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 07:58 pm
Petty on Julia's anniversary last week:

http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/27/2455309/petty-abbott-27Jun-600x400.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2011 03:22 pm
@msolga,
What a freaking blind hypocrite
Quote:
he Labor Party is hopelessly compromised by the fact that it is owned lock, stock and barrel by the unions


Right Peter, and big business has no hold on the thinking of the Libs.

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If we jump in fright every time Nick Minchin says the ALP is salivating at the thought of the Liberals doing something necessary, then Australia's prospects are not looking good.


Yeah, the Libs would never do a scare campaign to block a national necessity for some political expediency.

No wonder the vote was so close - the party's choice was between a nonentity and a fool.
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2011 07:33 pm
@hingehead,
Quote:
No wonder the vote was so close - the party's choice was between a nonentity and a fool.

According to Michelle Grattan's Age article it's a factional battle between the forces of the Right in the Liberal Party & the really Right.
But we've always been led to believe the Libs (unlike Labor) didn't have factions which run the show! Ha.

Peace in their time?:
http://www.theage.com.au/national/peace-in-their-time-20110627-1gnfa.html

So (under Reith's presidency) things would probably have taken a decidedly nastier direction ... now that's something to contemplate!

Quote:
Reith is already on the case - yesterday a nervous Abbott waited, alerted by a Reith tweet on Sunday that he was preparing an article on industrial relations. Reith writes in The Age today that ''I can resume my interest in reform'', adding that ''Gillard's retrograde changes to workplace relations law are slowly burning our economy, and in time the voices of embattled business will be heard across the country.''


They get a whiff of possible success from the latest polls (dismal for Gillard & Labor) & show their true colours. If Reith had been successful I wonder what that would have meant for Abbott's leadership? He might have to produce more detailed up front policy statements than "no big tax", which I'm not quite sure he is capable of doing. Wink
We might even find out what a Liberal government would actually stand for! Now that would be a change!

(Incidentally, Alan Stockdale was Jeff Kennett's treasurer, who masterminded the ruthless privatization/corporatization of public asserts in Victoria. (boo hiss!) Then left the state for a quite life elsewhere, after having done his dirty work. I'm kinda delighted his life has not been as quiet as he'd hoped!)

It's "interesting" that Abbott ended up having the casting vote. So he's personally responsible to Reith's failure to gain the presidency.
He looks very comfortable this this post-vote photograph, doesn't he? Wink
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http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/27/2456981/art-552954775-420x0.jpg
Alan Stockdale (left) is congratulated by his challenger, Peter Reith, after securing a further term as Liberal Party federal president. Opposition Leader Tony Abbott looks on. Photo: Graham Tidy



msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Jun, 2011 12:18 am
@msolga,
Quote:
Alan Stockdale was Jeff Kennett's treasurer, who masterminded the ruthless privatization/corporatization of public asserts in Victoria.

Of course I meant public assets.
Don't you just hate it when you reread your posts & find glaring mistakes like this? Embarrassed
Just goes to show, doesn't it? You should never look back!
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Jun, 2011 05:59 pm
@msolga,
http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/30/2461556/tandberg-letters-200x0.jpg
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Jun, 2011 06:48 pm
If NYC can do it, why can't we?
Damn fine thing if we did, if you ask me!
Why shouldn't gays have the same rights as we heterosexuals do?
No good reason that I can see why that shouldn't happen.

Lets see what the Labor Party decides at it's soon-to-be-held national conference.
Although Julia is on the record as opposing gay marriage, I don't believe for a minute that's her personal view. (Say nothing of Penny Wong, whose in the horrible position of being a lesbian yet having to publicly oppose same sex marriage because it's Labor's current policy.)

The question is, if Labor supported same sex marriage, would that hurt it in the polls & the next election?
My feeling is that the are probably quite a few Liberal parliamentarians who'd be sympathetic to legalizing gay marriage ... & it would probably end up being a conscience vote in parliament ... if it ever gets that far!


Quote:
video report: Labor's gay marriage debate
Source: 7.30 Report
Published: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 7:46 AEST
Expires: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:46 AEST

The Labor Party is under increasing pressure to support gay marriage at its upcoming national conference. However, many within the ALP still remain unconvinced - including the Prime Minister. 7.30's Heather Ewart investigates.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2011/06/29/3257009.htm
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 29 Jun, 2011 07:04 pm
@msolga,
Oh & good on the two butchers from Hoppers Crossing for going public about their gay relationship on national television!
I thought they were terrific! Smile
And John Robertson (NSW Labor) for supporting gay marriage (& his gay son) publicly.
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 30 Jun, 2011 07:22 pm
The first two ABC NEWS headlines I read this morning.
Crikey.
That's it, enough politics for today! Neutral


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Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd would be the only Labor frontbencher in Queensland left with a safe seat if an election were held today, based on recent Newspoll figures.

Labor support plummets in Queensland: Newspoll:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/07/01/3258127.htm

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Fairfax is reporting a group calling itself the Australian Trade and Industry Alliance is preparing a $10 million advertising campaign, similar to one which successfully ran against the mining super profits tax a year ago.

Business rallies troops for carbon tax fight:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/07/01/3258292.htm
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 30 Jun, 2011 07:26 pm
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jul, 2011 06:57 pm
Has Labor's voter support-base declined so much that it should seriously consider an alliance with the Greens to survive?
That's what Shaun Carney (the Age) is arguing in this article.

Hmmmm ... that might serve Labor's purposes (if Labor decided to embrace it), but I'm not so sure that Greens voters would be too happy about a more formalized relationship between the two parties. After all, that's where most of Labor's disaffected left voters have gone as Labor has become more & more pragmatic & moved further Right.

However, unless things change a great deal before the next election, Labor looks likely to even become more dependent on Greens support .... (New Senate line-up this month, with Greens holding the balance of power, for starters.)


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Declining Labor may have to tie knot with the Greens
July 2, 2011/the AGE

http://images.theage.com.au/2011/07/01/2466970/ipad-art-wide-bob%3Dbrown-420x0.jpg
Greens Leader Senator Bob Brown. Photo: Andrew Meares

HAVE Australians already seen the last majority national Labor government? The question acquires great potency now that the Greens have assumed the balance of power in the Senate. The comfortable, conventional view of the 2010 election result, which denied Labor and the Coalition an outright lower house majority, is that it was a one-off, born of the peculiar circumstances in which both Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott became leaders of their parties - and the limited ways they exercised leadership.

Supposedly, following the difficulties and inbuilt uncertainties that go with a minority government, things will return to normal at the next election, with either Labor or the Coalition securing a majority. At best, this looks like being only half-right.

The Coalition would be able to manage it, but the ALP will struggle - even if it stages a stunning recovery between now and the second half of 2013. The harsh truth is that Labor can no longer rely on its natural level of support to keep it competitive. In the four general elections held so far in this century, the ALP's primary vote has been: 2001 - 37.8 per cent; 2004 - 37.6; 2007 - 43.4; 2010 - 38.

Labor does itself and its dwindling band of supporters a disservice if it chooses to ignore the pattern. It lost in 2001 and 2004, won in 2007, as voters got tired of John Howard after four terms, and managed to hold on to office as a minority government last year. What's happened since the 2010 election merely serves to underscore and compound the argument that Labor's critical mass of electoral support has vanished. Failing a political collapse on the other side, 38 per cent looks to be the ALP's natural level of support - not enough to give it power. The published opinion polls now suggest this figure has fallen to 27-30 per cent.

The Greens' 2010 election return, which saw them taking a lower house seat from Labor and boosting their tally of Senate places to nine, was, in all likelihood, a ground-breaking result. In 2001, the Greens' lower house vote was 5 per cent. Last year it was 12 per cent and 13 per cent in the Senate. While Labor last year could not manage to win a majority in the lower house, the two-party preferred vote still favoured the ALP - only just, at 50.1 per cent. And the combined Labor and Greens primary vote was 50 per cent. In other words, what can generically be called the left-wing vote was still healthy, it's just the Labor Party that's in real strife. ...<cont>


http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politics/declining-labor-may-have-to-tie-knot-with-the-greens-20110701-1gv3d.html
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jul, 2011 10:40 pm
Quote:
Meet Australia's new Senate powerbrokers
Updated Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:55pm AEST

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201107/r792933_6914336.jpg
The Australian Greens have assumed the balance of power in the Senate. (ABC News: Ben Spraggon)

The Australian Greens assume the balance of power in the Senate today(July 1st) , with four new Greens senators who were elected last year starting their terms.

That means there will be nine Greens senators, with newcomers Larissa Waters, Penny Wright, Lee Rhiannon and Richard Di Natale joining their five re-elected colleagues.

The Senate has 76 seats, and as of today it will be comprised of 31 Labor members, 29 Liberals, the nine Greens, five Nationals, one independent and one senator from the Democratic Labor Party.

That means no side of politics can win a majority of 39 votes in the Upper House without the Greens.


Following are details of the Australian Greens senators who will help shape any future decisions in the Senate.

Bob Brown (Tas) - party leader

* First elected: 1996
* Term expires: 2014
* Portfolios: Prime Minister and Cabinet; Treasury; Foreign Affairs; Defence and National Security; Schools and Education; Forests; and Whaling and Antarctica

Bob Brown has been a member of the Senate for the past 15 years and became the Greens parliamentary leader in 2006. The 66-year-old former doctor and Tasmanian Wilderness Society director has been recognised as the first openly gay member of Australian Parliament. He has campaigned against deforestation and nuclear energy, while backing same-sex marriage, the rights of asylum seekers and action on climate change.

Christine Milne (Tas) - deputy leader

* First elected: 2005
* Term expires: 2017
* Portfolios: Climate Change; Resources and Energy; Trade; Finance and Administration; Competition Policy and Small Business; Arts; and Food Security and Regional Australia

Christine Milne, who was Tasmania's Greens leader from 1993 until 1998, was jailed for three days over the Franklin Dam blockade in 1983 and was known for her staunch opposition to the development of a pulp mill during the late 1980s. Before jumping from state to federal politics, she was an adviser to Senator Brown and was vice-president of the World Conservation Union. ....<cont for the rest of the Greens senators>


http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/07/01/3258604.htm
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2011 04:16 am
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2011 04:28 am
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2011 08:03 pm
The exclusion of oil from the carbon tax is getting a bit of a run today in the papers... I actually think it was a smart move by the greens - oil will rise by more than any carbon tax on it's own now that we're past peak oil. Any fall in the Oz dollar will make it jump even more.

My support for a carbon tax is not based on climate change but on the necessity of transitioning the world economy to a renewable fuel source as smoothly as possible. Which means not waiting until petrol is $10 a litre and food is rotting 1000s of ks from markets.

We'll have to transition anyway. It makes sense to start walking the road before the cracks appear.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2011 09:13 pm
I'm guessing Gerry Harvey's marketing guys are shitting themselves at the latest GetUp campaign

http://noharveyno.net/

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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2011 07:15 pm
@hingehead,
Quote:
My support for a carbon tax is not based on climate change but on the necessity of transitioning the world economy to a renewable fuel source as smoothly as possible. Which means not waiting until petrol is $10 a litre and food is rotting 1000s of ks from markets.

... or waiting till there are more people on the planet than we can feed or house, etc ...
Climate change is certainly part of my concern, but I agree with you, the challenges facing us all are much bigger than that.

Quote:
We'll have to transition anyway. It makes sense to start walking the road before the cracks appear.

Yes.
But the trouble with the "debate" in this country is that it's been manipulated by a coordinated scare campaign (about to get bigger, with a huge advertising campaign planned) by the very interests which have most to gain (financially) by us doing nothing, or next to nothing.
Most of the focus of these tactics have been, & will continue to be, on how the carbon tax will impact on ordinary households.
I agree with Greenpeace & other conservation groups.. It's time to refocus the debate & target the sources of most of our carbon pollution for our solutions. For starters, if they contribute considerably more toward resolving problems they've created (& continue to profit hugely from), it will cost ordinary citizens a damn sight less ....

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It’s time we refocused the carbon pricing debate back on what really matters: making the big polluters responsible for the environmental damage they cause.

.... Greenpeace, along with the Australian Conservation Foundation, the Australian Youth Climate Coalition and Environment Victoria were in Canberra today to present four of Australia’s dirtiest companies – BHP Billiton, Rio Tinto, Woodside and BlueScope – with a tax bill for their pollution. Even if the carbon price begins at a very modest $26 per tonne, these four companies alone would owe $1.28 billion to the Australian community next year in the form of their carbon tax bill.

These companies can easily afford to pay – BHP Billiton alone recently posted a first half-year profit of $10.6 billion so they’re not short of a buck. Rather than inflating the profits of polluting companies, the revenue from a carbon price could be used to drive a massive cleaning up of the Australian economy, allowing us to produce and use energy cleanly and efficiently while minimising the climate impact of other polluting industries.

That will only happen if big polluting companies are liable under a carbon price. But today in Canberra the big mining companies like BHP and Rio along with LNG producer Woodside will be lobbying Treasurer Swan to exempt their emissions from a carbon price. .....


http://www.greenpeace.org/australia/en/news/climate/Big-polluters-get-their-carbon-tax-bill/
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 03:37 pm
Tony in Abbottland: a one act play

TIM DUNLOP Source

Office Parliament House. Night. A TV on the wall in the background is tuned to The Biggest Loser. Tony Abbott is doing push-ups in his Speedos. A staffer enters. Abbott jumps up.

Abbott: Where've you been? I need you to bring my bike around.

Staffer: Chris just gave me a sneak peak of next week's Newspoll.

Abbott: And?

Staffer: 55 to 45 two-party preferred. And you're six points ahead on preferred prime minister.

They high-five each other.

Abbott: So you can call every economist in the country an idiot and still be considered a serious contender for the highest political office in the land? Who says this isn't the lucky country?

Staffer: You can if every media outlet in the country runs dead on it.

Abbott: There was the Coorey piece.

Staffer: Token. News Ltd didn't want to know about it, that's the main thing. Still too busy running editorials about the Greens destroying life as we know it.

They both laugh.

Abbott: Still, journos would probably be all over me if I said every climate scientist in the world was wrong... oh, wait...

They both laugh again. Louder.

Abbott: Or what if they had footage of me saying a carbon tax was the best way to go. Geez, I'd be in trouble then!

Yet more loud laughter.

Staffer: Want another bet?

Abbott: Always up for a challenge. Twenty bucks. What do I have to get away with?

Staffer: Let’s see (thinks) Got it! See if you can say: 'The mining industry is struggling for its survival' at your next press conference.
Abbott: Fair go. Next you'll be wanting me to say that George Clooney is struggling to get a date.

Staffer: Let's make it a hundred bucks then.

Abbott: So what's the deal? I have to say the mining industry is struggling for its survival, keep a straight face, and get no sort of press backlash from it?

Staffer: That's it.

Mr Abbott takes out his wallet, removes two $50 notes and lays them on the desk.

Abbott: OK. But it doesn't count as a backlash if Tingle mentions it or if Peter Martin tweets it.

Staffer: Well, obviously...
The staffer adds his hundred dollars to Mr Abbott's and they shake hands, both still laughing.

Staffer (getting his breath back; suddenly reflective): Don't you ever wonder how long it can go on? I mean, someone's got to call your bluff sometime...
Abbott picks up a can of Lynx Voodoo deodorant from his desk and sprays under his arms.

Abbott: What you have to understand is that the people that matter in this country, the ones that really matter, they've already made up their minds. And as far as they're concerned, Gillard has to go, and there's just about nothing I can do that is going to make any of them turn on me. And as long as they take me seriously, everyone else has to.

Staffer: Still, gotta say, boss, I thought you were gone for all money back when you told Kerry O'Brien that people shouldn't believe what you say. I mean...

Abbott: Yeah, me too. Thought I'd blown it. Then the next day I saw the stories with people saying that I was just being honest by admitting that I tell lies and I knew I was safe. That was the turning point. From then I knew I could say whatever I liked. (Suddenly distracted by the TV). Check it out! It's the weigh in!
They watch as contestants on The Biggest Loser are weighed. Abbott starts doing star jumps.

Staffer (almost to himself): How do people let themselves get like that?

Abbott (stops jumping): You mean how do people become so lacking in self-respect and impulse control that they turn themselves into caricatures of normal human beings and then let themselves be exploited by the media for cheap entertainment?

Staffer: That's exactly what I mean.

Abbott: Beats me. (Sits down at his desk and flicks through some papers.) Now look, this photo op, the one at the childcare centre near the beach in Nowra. Should we do it on the sand with me in my Speedos?

Staffer: Nah, suit and tie. Speedos aren't testing well anymore. But you could go for a swim afterwards. And you can get a few digs in about the PM not having kids.

Abbott: I know the drill. Family values... empathy... And, as luck would have it, it's my wedding anniversary the day afterwards.

Staffer: Perfect. But keep it subtle. The chick vote is still a bit soft.

Abbott: Got it.
Staffer (shuffles through papers he is carrying and holds up a clipped newspaper article): I wanted to show you this too. Bit disturbing. Seems the NBN is working...

Abbott: Bugger. I was afraid that might happen...

Staffer (reading from a newspaper article): The headline is bad enough: 'NBN already drawing businesses to Kiama', and then it says, 'The promise of faster internet through the National Broadband Network has already attracted home-based businesses to Kiama, weeks before the network is switched on.'

Abbott: ****. Ring the editor, see if we can get a follow-up piece in. Tell 'em it's for balance.

Staffer: Got it. (Makes a note.) But there's going to be more pieces like this.

Abbott: Then we just find some contractor who did something wrong installing a cable somewhere and then we say 'debacle' a lot. Alan and Andrew will take care of the rest.

Staffer: School building program all over again...

Abbott: Never gets old. (Opens a desk drawer and extracts a hand weight; begins doing arm-curls on the desktop) Anything else?

Staffer (sorting through his papers): Nothing important. Joe and some backbenchers have put together some policy proposals... (holds up a sheath)

Abbott: Great. File 'em with Malcolm's latest. (Staffer throws them in a bin beside the desk). Anything else?

Staffer: Just... some of the troops are getting worried the media is beginning to pick up on the fact that you're ducking questions. Got a lot of chatter about how bad Hendo looked on Insiders defending you.

Abbott: Good old Gerry. I reckon if I came out in favour of polygamy, he'd be on Insiders the next week insisting it just shows my commitment to women...

Staffer sniggers.

Staffer: Still. There's some... disquiet.

Abbott: Disquiet?

Staffer: Like we were saying before, people are just wondering how long you can keep getting a free run in the press.

Abbott (stops his arm curls. Stands up): Look, how many times do I have to say this? While the media is running around distracting everyone with stories about keeping the Greens accountable, we are 18 months away from slipping into office with precisely zero costed policies, a climate change policy that defies climate science and all known economics, a communications policy that defies physics, an immigration policy that defies human decency and an industrial relations policy that, despite the best efforts of that dickhead Reith, has managed to just about bury the name WorkChoices, and we are likely to do it in a landslide.

So look, you tell whoever it is that has this 'disquiet' that we can worry about accountability and policies and all that other stuff once we're in power.

Until then we just have to keep our nerve, keep backgrounding the usual pets, and keep insisting that the strongest economy in the world is on the verge of collapse.

Remember, we campaign in soundbites and govern in our own good time. Or if you prefer, we campaign in Lindsay and govern in Mosman.

Staffer (smiling, holds up his hands in surrender): OK, boss. Don't worry. I got it. I get it. I'll settle them down.

He leaves.

Mr Abbott turns to the television, where the show is just about to end. He starts doing star-jumps again and as he jumps, he chants, 'Big New Tax! Big New Tax!...'

Television voice-over: 'And the biggest loser is...'

Tim Dunlop writes fortnightly for The Drum. You can follow him on Twitter and at his blog, B-Sides.
 

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