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No Funny One Liners

 
 
Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 07:35 pm
Only dry, not so interesting posts wanted. I will begin:

There is a fresh pothole in my street, two yards down.
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 07:42 pm
@edgarblythe,
On my bedside table, my portable travel clock ticks away the seconds though it has never traveled anywhere outside of NYC.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 07:47 pm
Thank you, sir. I will file that away in my memory for future reference.
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failures art
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 08:02 pm
I'm having a good time.

A
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 08:19 pm
I am so having a good time also.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 08:22 pm
ice seems to melt faster in drinking cups made from tupperware type of plastic rather than real glass.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 08:25 pm
@dyslexia,
why don't people have tupperware parties any more?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 08:27 pm
I use glass for food stuffs as much as possible.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 08:29 pm
@dyslexia,
So I sat on a patio with a couple that were friends, both smarter than ****, and I whirled my glass and asked about volume if the ice melted (like the first question of a child, but oh, well). I was reassured it would work out ok.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 08:48 pm
I recently went from iron skillet cooking to stainless steel.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 09:14 pm
Some days I don't care enough to blow dry my hair.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 09:21 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
two yards down


unfathomable
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 09:32 pm
two yards, as in front yards, with the lawns and shrubs
littlek
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 09:39 pm
@edgarblythe,
Speaking of shrubs: to hike or not to hike this weekend? The forecast is rain, but no more than 50%.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 09:55 pm
I suppose shrubbery is out of the question...
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failures art
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 10:00 pm
My new animal print checks arrived in the mail.

A
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 03:48 am
Quote:
There is a fresh pothole in my street, two yards down.


6 ft deep potholes. You should write a letter
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:29 am
@dadpad,
Dude, you are very close to breaching the number one rule: No Funny One Liners.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:55 am
@edgarblythe,
Forrest Solutions will be bringing in a potential client to take a tour of our archival project and I will be gussied up in my suit to appear relatively professional.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:58 am
Someone dumped an excessive amount of lime in the outhouse and it's very difficult to breathe in there. Not that it wasn't before, mind you.
 

 
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