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No Funny One Liners

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failures art
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 02:21 pm
Traffic can be a really awful on Fridays.

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failures art
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 02:23 pm
[if we really want this to be an unfunny one-liner thread we should all just quote Kathy comic strips]

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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 02:29 pm
@failures art,
I don't know why comics like Kathy, Garfield and Ziggy keep getting published.
failures art
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 02:36 pm
@chai2,
They are illustrations of comfortable mediocrity. Seems nice.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 03:08 pm
The artists have it easy. Draw the same pictures over and over to illustrate joke A or joke B.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 03:09 pm
I fed my dog this afternoon. She has come to expect it.
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 03:27 pm
I just ate some blueberries.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 03:29 pm
Coffee is on. Anybody like a cup? No, it isn't exotic or in any way special - Just plain coffee, black or with sweetener. I got 2% milk for those who want that sort of stuff.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:01 pm
@edgarblythe,
I'm not allowed to buy pop for the guys in camp but Alex likes his diet Ginger Ale every day so I buy it for him - why have an IN with the purchasing agent if you don't capitalize on it?

Is there some philosophy in there somewhere?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:03 pm
@Mame,
That's not pop, that's flavored carbonated water.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:10 pm
@DrewDad,
DIET flavoured carbonated water, to you, Mr.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:15 pm
I could consume a six pack of soda pop (don't matter the brand or flavor) daily. Which is why I no longer buy the stuff.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:18 pm
@Mame,
when I first read that, pop got an extra o.

made sense you weren't allowed to purchase it.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:22 pm
@Rockhead,
Yep. We have enough in our outhouse, thank you very much.
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mm25075
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:25 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Dude, you are very close to breaching the number one rule: No Funny One Liners.


Finds this incredibly funny for some reason
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:28 pm
@mm25075,
If this was not my thread, I would throw me out for that.
failures art
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:31 pm
"Meet the Parents" was okay...

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mm25075
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:32 pm
@edgarblythe,
*snicker*

Why must it be so hot already?
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:35 pm
The Big Ten has 12 teams, but the Big Twelve is down to 10.
mm25075
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 04:41 pm
@George,
I can't make green eggs or ham
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