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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 05:12 pm
Why do they call the wind Mariah?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 05:16 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

DIET flavoured carbonated water, to you, Mr.

It's only pop if it has sugar in it. (or HFCS)

And in Texas, if it's pop then it's coke.

"I'd like to order a coke."

"We've got Coke, Dr. Pepper, Sprite, and Diet Coke."

"Dr. Pepper, please."
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 05:17 pm
looks like rain
mm25075
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 05:50 pm
@djjd62,
the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 06:04 pm
The rocks leave pocks on the sox of fox.
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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 06:57 pm
My hairdresser was ill when I arrived for my 18:25, so I told her I would reschedule.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 07:06 pm
Nantucket must be fine this time of year.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 08:46 pm
Pocahontas married John Rolfe.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 08:50 pm
@George,

Quarters have wider diameters than nickels.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 08:58 pm
Mexico played South Africa to a tie today.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 08:58 pm
It is possible to be bored to death or die from a broken heart, but not at the same time.
Joe(such gives me hope)Nation
mm25075
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 09:03 pm
@Joe Nation,
I found a venomous scorpian in my house today
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 09:08 pm
A June bug got in the house this evening. My first clue was when it dive bombed my head. I ducked and then lost it. I found it later, struggling to get out of the bag of art materials I had set by my chair.
mm25075
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 09:12 pm
@edgarblythe,
Good thing it was dead
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 09:22 pm
@mm25075,
It was not dead. What I meant to say was, the bug, not me, was struggling to get out of the bag. I took the bag outside and shook the little bug out.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 09:31 pm
I was just out on the patio in the dark killing ants with my magnifying glass.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 09:39 pm
@dyslexia,
Would have been easier to strangle them, dys.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 09:49 pm
@edgarblythe,
my grandmother always, and I mean always, told me "you can't burn a hole in daylight"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 10:08 pm
I would like to make a birch bark canoe, if I had the bark and if I knew how to build a canoe and if I lived near a river.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 10:38 pm
@edgarblythe,
I would rather drink birch beer soda then carve out a birch bark canoe.
 

 
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