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mm25075
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 11:01 pm
@edgarblythe,
what I meant to say was. Good thing the venomous scorpian was dead. Smile

ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2010 11:08 pm
@tsarstepan,
I think Farmerman is presently involved in building some kind of boat.
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George
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 06:44 am
Some Kurds who live in isolated areas near Mosul still practice a monotheistic
religion that predates Islam.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 07:35 am
@mm25075,
I have been stung by less poisonous scorpions a number of times. It's similar to a wasp sting, but also makes your mouth 'cottony.'
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 07:36 am
@George,
Anybody ate curds and whey? It does not sound appetizing.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 08:03 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Anybody ate curds and whey? It does not sound appetizing.


I think that's basically cottage cheese.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 08:12 am
@chai2,
Ah. So, I was right.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 08:18 am
@edgarblythe,
Well, I just threw some in my lasagne. And it's delish in Cottage Cheese Blintzes (basically a crepe stuffed with a cottage cheese mixture with sour or whipped cream and berries on top).
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 08:19 am
Joan Jett is on the radio.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 08:25 am
@Mame,
THe berries sound very nice. Wink
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George
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 08:26 am
@jespah,
She looks uncomfortable.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 08:27 am
On the truck CD player, I have a box set of the Kingston Trio. It has several disks. Always takes about a week to run through it.
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George
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 03:54 pm
I'm getting a chicken pot pie from Harrow's for dinner.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 04:08 pm
My checkbook is balanced.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 04:11 pm
Some dinosaurs were the size of chickens.
Joe(thanks to Wally.)Nation
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 04:22 pm
That means chickens are the size of dinosaurs, since the dinosaurs came first.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 04:45 pm
Goddamn, but my French really sucks. I think I'm getting worse instead of better.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 04:58 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

Goddamn, but my French really sucks. I think I'm getting worse instead of better.

Not really. I understood every word you posted. Oops. One demerit for straying from the thread's premise.
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