@dave2770,
"I was frozen today!"
"Who the hell hit the chicken switch."
"When all you have is a hammer, everyone starts to look like nails."
Added:
"Where did you send them Mr. Popo"
"I'll tell you where they're not...safe
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"When you have a clumsy child you get them a helmet. If you have death-prone children you keep a few clones of them in your lab."
I removed an aqua teen hunger force quote because it might be considered vulgar and ergo against the rules, I would appreciate a PM that can give me a rough outline on what's considered offensive material.
"Caribou gone!"
"What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks 'Where's my share?' A man creates, a parasite says 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents, a parasite says 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...'"