Booman: I laughed out loud, because I was young when I saw God's Little Acre, too, and when my Mom found out I went to see it, she was appalled because it almost got banned what with all the hanky panky going on.  

 My main concern, too,  when I saw it was that they'd never get that acre planted. (LOL). 
My apologies to all for digressing here. Booman made me do it. Oh, I think it's my turn.
Quote:  "Oh, wake up_____. You'd be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left 20 years ago. Now face it."