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Tue 8 Jun, 2010 10:57 am
while I get it that modern physics describes gravitation using the general theory of relativity, in which gravitation is a consequence of the curvature of spacetime which governs the motion of inertial objects. the thing is I still don't understand how gravity works. I am confident that the above average IQ members here and explain to me and other trailer trash just how gravity works.
thanks in advance for you explanations;
Gabby Hayes, the king of trailer trash.
@dyslexia,
Gravity works because of fairies. The heavier something is, the more fairies it has, and they're all wanting to get together with all the other fairies and fornicate like mad, well, fairies.
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
Gravity works because of fairies. The heavier something is, the more fairies it has, and they're all wanting to get together with all the other fairies and fornicate like mad, well, fairies.
well then the photons that light up faries bums, do they have mass in their ass making them subject to gravity?
@dyslexia,
In order to wear an air of gravity, one needs to have well drawn down eyebrows, slightly affirmed, and a verisimilitude that's well calculated to mislead a reader not previously aware of the deception.
That's how gravity works...
i thought gravity was how we got apples out of trees
@djjd62,
that's using your head...
@dyslexia,
You should see the junk in those trunks.
si , it's not just us trailer trash that can't explain gravity, none of you wooden dick-heads have a clue. so much for understanding politics or religion. I'm left with the question of why can't a make jello with fresh pineapple. Possibly BBB/Okie/Ican or Finn will cut and paste me an answer to that.
Gravity isn't easy but it's the law.
(I tried to look it up for you, but this quote is all I could find.)
@Ticomaya,
oh groovy, now we can add ticomaya to our list of skilled google-masters/wikkisters to our able2know cohort.
A situation of extreme gravity exists when Jello fails. I eat that stuff all the time. My recipe: Cherry Jello, with suspended grapes and Wheat Chex. Fresh grapes and Chex only.
@dyslexia,
We're still trying to work out basic vector forces on the "I don't understand how this vehicle works" thread. I don't think we're ready for General Relativity yet
@dyslexia,
It's most likely an electrostatic dipole effect of some sort. There are BIG problems with Einstein's attempt to describe it as some sort of a four-dimensional differential geometry thing.
@gungasnake,
gungasnake wrote:It's most likely an electrostatic dipole effect of some sort. There are BIG problems with Einstein's attempt to describe it as some sort of a four-dimensional differential geometry thing.
I love it when you talk about gravity and Einstein. Let's hear more.
@ebrown p,
That was classic Onion. I love it.
I may be a simple man. And I may not know much. But I do know that if we allow the gays to marry, our children will need to wear cement shoes in order to walk to school without ascending into outer space.
Sigh. Ok. Here's how gravity works. You hold something up in the air. You let go. It falls down. That's how gravity works.