@Ionus,
Yeah--but they don't know how to get elected Io.
The clever people you are talking about are setting their own peer-reviewed exams and passing each other and often with honours and ****. They would have rings run round them up against dudes from countries were you have to get elected. They are clever only with things or animals or stereotyped humans.
Try getting elected if you think it's easy.
Your experts might only have studied Galileo or Torricellius, wherein, by certain Geometrical rules, infallibly laid down, he found the precise path to be a Parabola"or else an Hyperbola,"and that the parameter, or latus rectum, of the conic section of the said path, was to the quantity and amplitude in a direct ratio, as the whole line to the sine of double the angle of incidence, formed by the breech upon an horizontal plane;"and that the semiparameter...........
"stop! my dear expert"stop!"go not one foot farther into this thorny and bewildered track,"intricate are the steps! intricate are the mazes of this labyrinth! intricate are the troubles which the pursuit of this bewitching phantom Knowledge will bring upon thee."O my dear expert;"fly"fly,"fly from it as from a serpent."Is it fit"goodnatured man! thou should'st sit up, with the wound upon thy groin, whole nights baking thy blood with hectic watchings?"Alas! 'twill exasperate thy symptoms,"check thy perspirations"evaporate thy spirits"waste thy animal strength, dry up thy radical moisture, bring thee into a costive habit of body,"impair thy health,"and hasten all the infirmities of thy old age."O my expert! my lovely darling expert son of a doting Mother.
(With the kind permission of Laurence Stern's ghost in the full confidence that it won't mind in the least.)