Radical new Diet!!! The Best Ever!! Lifechanging!

Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 09:19 pm
I'm on this new diet. They give you an mainline injection of HCG, Phen Fen, Steroids, crystal meth and ephedra.

You are Guaranteed it will change your life forever.
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 10:26 pm
Change it by ending it?

Dying is most certainly a life changing event.
Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2010 11:30 pm
That's what he's doing up there in conservative Mormon land. The plant called Mormon Tea is just lousy with ephedra. I mean, you get dirty looks when you ask for a cup of coffee, but. . . .
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2010 08:14 am
Amigo wrote:

I'm on this new diet. They give you an mainline injection of HCG...

HCG: Human chorionic gonadotropin or Human chorionic gonadotrophin (hCG) is a glycoprotein hormone produced in pregnancy that is made by the developing embryo after conception and later by the syncytiotrophoblast (part of the placenta). Its role is to prevent the disintegration of the corpus luteum of the ovary and thereby maintain progesterone production that is critical for a pregnancy in humans. hCG may have additional functions; for instance, it is thought that hCG affects the immune tolerance of the pregnancy. Early pregnancy testing, in general, is based on the detection or measurement of hCG. Because hCG is produced also by some kinds of tumor, hCG is an important tumor marker especially (with clinical significance) in Gestational trophoblastic disease[1], but it is not known whether this production is a contributing cause or an effect of tumorigenesis.

Elevated levels of hCG will tell your doctor that you're either pregnant or you have a tumor...uh oh.
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