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The Funniest Beavis and Butthead Quotes

 
 
Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2003 06:28 pm
imagine what kind of things these guys can get fun of now-a-days,.....Puffy (P.Diddy), all the Barbie-Look-A-Like singers (B.Spears, C.Aguilera,...and AALLL the others that I don't even know the names from), President Bush, A.Schwarzenegger,....en so on and on and ON!!!

I WANT THEM BACK!!!,....but how....(..I said 'but' huhuuhuu..).

My favorite is Beavis as cornholioooooooo!!... Laughing


And here some Quotes;

-"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes." (about Kiss)

-"These chicks look like guys." "Yeah. That one's not wearin' a bra." (about Nelson)

-"He's smiling at you, Beavis." "Shut up, Butthead!" (about George Michael in Wham video)

-"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish I was born with one." "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy."

....ans many more

What's your favorite episode, character, Quote...etc...?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 1 Nov, 2003 07:14 am
I need to send this url to my husband, who is still a huge fan.

Some of the better quotes weren't even from the boys.

"Hi, Ah'm Lolita, and this here's Tanquerayyy. Since we're all about to dah, will you be our last boyfriends on earth?"

"I'm Dreema. You have such a manly aroma."

"You are now assigned to my remedial squat-thrust seminar."

"Let's all sing around the campfire, mmmkay?"
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sat 1 Nov, 2003 08:19 am
Anything the teacher with the bulging bloodshot eyeball said always prompted convulsions of laughter such that I missed several critical minutes of the episode.

Daria.

So huge she got spun off.

Question Why don't they at least have both those shows in syndication?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2003 08:15 am

were there any B+B quotes that WEREN't funny??? i agree, it should be in syndication -- 24/7!!
why? because it roolz, IT ROOLZ!!!!
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Miss RedHead
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2003 06:04 pm
Yeh!!!...

I miss them A LOT Crying or Very sad
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winger
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2004 12:48 pm
beavis & butthead on dvd?
`Say you are`nt the two boys who`ve been whacking off in my tool shed ?`
Anyway I can get the boys on dvd ? I`ve got `do america` but can`t understand why the series aren`t available yet( on region 2 anyway).
I gotta get my hands on`em huh-huh.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2004 12:58 pm
http://imagefiles.findimage.net/images/funny_pictures/funny_animation/zt5lfzn8p43_Beavis_Dancing_Left.gif
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 12 Aug, 2004 02:26 pm
He een nieuwe Nederlander (beter: Nederlandse - neem ik aan?) hier. Welkom Miss RedHead!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 26 Oct, 2011 05:33 am

it's time for some new quotes -- new episode tomorrow night on MTV... Mr. Green
Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 26 Oct, 2011 09:03 am
@Region Philbis,
I heard on the radio today that they interviewed snookie from Jersey shore on the Jimmy kimmel show - only heard a few clips of it, but seemed funny.

And the guy that created it - only got $20k (if I got that right from the radio) selling it to MTV. He did get to re-negoitate for these new episodes to get 50% - imagine only $20k when the products made millions
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 28 Oct, 2011 06:00 pm

season premiere...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 06:09 pm

episode 2...
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 11:39 pm
"How can I live in a world full of dumbasses without becoming a fartknocker?"--Butthead
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2011 06:42 pm

episode 3 -- Drones
episode 4 -- Holy Cornholio
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2011 07:34 pm

... cornholio asked, "why do i not use TP for my peepee?"
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2011 07:44 pm
@Region Philbis,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaKi9NTzS4&feature=related
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2011 08:07 pm
@Rockhead,

poor quality, but funny as hell...


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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 05:32 pm

episode 5 -- Supersize Me / Bathroom Break
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