Justice Stevens retires from the Supreme Court

they should replace him with Shadoe Stevens, he could announce all their decisions

Always entertaining to watch the SC change. Obama will probably replace Stevens with someone of similar ideology, so this probably won't change the demeanor of the court very much. But we'll see.

The real question is who will retire next, and when?

Replace him with another guy who wears a bowtie ('cept this one's dead):

My Dad wears a bowtie but he's not a lawyer). Hmm there's gonna be a definite shortage of bowtie-sportin' folk.