Canadians pee in unison during gold medal hockey game

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What If Everybody in Canada Flushed At Once?

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The water utility in Edmonton, EPCOR, published the most incredible graph of water consumption last week. By now you’ve probably heard that up to 80% of Canadians were watching last Sunday’s gold medal Olympic hockey game. So I guess it stands to reason that they’d all go pee between periods.

But still"the degree to which the water consumption matches with the key breaks in the hockey game is stunning.

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@Robert Gentel,

now match that to labatt's sales figures...

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@Robert Gentel,

Gives a whole new meaning to the old chestnut "united we stand"....

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@Thomas,

What do Canadians eat for breakfast? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for lunch? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for dinner? Pea soup.
What do Canadians do after dinner?

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@Robert Gentel,

Big on team sports, eh?

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@Robert Gentel,

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@Robert Gentel,

You're missing the "green" (that's how we learned it anyway).

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@Thomas,

Thomas wrote:

Gives a whole new meaning to the old chestnut "united we stand"....

Half of us sit united.

I mean half of them.

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@sozobe,

Hmm, how does it end that way? Reverse it for the ending?

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I had a look at the artical you linked robert.
at the end of the artical was this gem.

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@dadpad,

I was wondering where the hell he gets this stuff.

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comments under the linked artical are enlightening.

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@Robert Gentel,

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What do Canadians eat for breakfast? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for lunch? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for dinner? Pea soup.
What do Canadians do after dinner?

coud sum1 plz anser this HaRd RiDdLe ??

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@Robert Gentel,

What do Canadians eat for breakfast? Pea green soup.
What do Canadians eat for lunch? Pea green soup.
What do Canadians eat for dinner? Pea green soup.
What do Canadians do after dinner? Pee green soup.

Your way actually makes more sense (I never call it "pea green soup") but that's how they do it 'round here. And I think the idea of green pee gets extra giggles.

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@sozobe,

That's how I learned it too, soz.

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@Ticomaya,

I just remembered another difference, the last line is "all night long" instead of "after dinner."

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@sozobe,

Ahh, I was wondering how it'd work with "green pea soup", hadn't thought it might be "pea-green soup".

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@Robert Gentel,

This gives me a whole new appreciation of "Ready, Set, Go!"

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When Zach Parise (USA) scored to tie it up with 24 seconds remaining, a lot of
Canadians almost saved themselves the trip.

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@George,

Ahahah! I know I didn't.

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