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Canadians pee in unison during gold medal hockey game

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 07:26 pm
What If Everybody in Canada Flushed At Once?

Quote:
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4765/flushgame.jpg

The water utility in Edmonton, EPCOR, published the most incredible graph of water consumption last week. By now you’ve probably heard that up to 80% of Canadians were watching last Sunday’s gold medal Olympic hockey game. So I guess it stands to reason that they’d all go pee between periods.

But still"the degree to which the water consumption matches with the key breaks in the hockey game is stunning.
 
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 07:28 pm
@Robert Gentel,
now match that to labatt's sales figures...
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Thomas
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 07:30 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Gives a whole new meaning to the old chestnut "united we stand"....
Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 07:39 pm
@Thomas,
What do Canadians eat for breakfast? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for lunch? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for dinner? Pea soup.
What do Canadians do after dinner?
roger
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 07:43 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Big on team sports, eh?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 07:49 pm
@Robert Gentel,
<raises hand as admitted hockey-break pee-er>
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 07:53 pm
@Robert Gentel,
You're missing the "green" (that's how we learned it anyway).
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 09:30 pm
@Thomas,
Thomas wrote:

Gives a whole new meaning to the old chestnut "united we stand"....


Half of us sit united.

I mean half of them.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2010 09:39 pm
@sozobe,
Hmm, how does it end that way? Reverse it for the ending?
dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:37 am
I had a look at the artical you linked robert.
at the end of the artical was this gem.

THANKS FOR VISITING PatsPapers.com
Every day we scour the newspapers for about a dozen stories that will make your smarter or more informed. We post them on Pat’s Picks for your enlightenment.
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:44 am
@dadpad,
I was wondering where the hell he gets this stuff.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:48 am
comments under the linked artical are enlightening.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 06:55 am
@Robert Gentel,
Quote:
What do Canadians eat for breakfast? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for lunch? Pea soup.
What do Canadians eat for dinner? Pea soup.
What do Canadians do after dinner?
coud sum1 plz anser this HaRd RiDdLe ??
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 07:44 am
@Robert Gentel,
What do Canadians eat for breakfast? Pea green soup.
What do Canadians eat for lunch? Pea green soup.
What do Canadians eat for dinner? Pea green soup.
What do Canadians do after dinner? Pee green soup.

Your way actually makes more sense (I never call it "pea green soup") but that's how they do it 'round here. And I think the idea of green pee gets extra giggles.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 08:05 am
@sozobe,
That's how I learned it too, soz.
sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 08:12 am
@Ticomaya,
I just remembered another difference, the last line is "all night long" instead of "after dinner."
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 12:12 pm
@sozobe,
Ahh, I was wondering how it'd work with "green pea soup", hadn't thought it might be "pea-green soup".
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 12:15 pm
@Robert Gentel,
This gives me a whole new appreciation of "Ready, Set, Go!"
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George
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:07 pm
When Zach Parise (USA) scored to tie it up with 24 seconds remaining, a lot of
Canadians almost saved themselves the trip.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:19 pm
@George,
Ahahah! I know I didn't.
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