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Random thoughts from the moose cave.

 
 
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 01:11 pm
actually this will be a good test toward roadworthiness.

if the dual tank switching system works properly, the electric fuel pumps will drain it all out for me into a barrel...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 02:22 pm
s'posed to be in the fiddies today.

not even close.

34 with the wind chill.

and it's verra breezy.

not very dang motivated...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 02:56 pm
damn...

I rolled under the truck to pop a fuel line off, and it became readily apparent why it is so loud.

some asshole cut the converter off and stole it while it sat at the law office.

and they weren't nice to me as the guy that has to put a new (used) one back in the jagged hole they left.

people suck...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 04:42 pm
got a face full of rotten gas.

and the fuel pump shuts off afer 2 seconds.

not enough of a ford guy to know why.

gonna wait until Monday and talk to Jimmy. he'll know what's up.

this might be why it fired but would not run as well...

switched gears.

gonna clean up around the farm until dark.

I let the chickens out to do what chickens do with what's left of the daylight.

barney started right in with the fornicating...
mismi
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 05:42 pm
@Rockhead,
Quit calling it fornicating. You might as well be saying he is "making love" to his hens. He is just doing what nature tells him too.

I never thought about it....how do chickens take care of business? I never thought about it with birds either. huh. How odd.
aspvenom
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 06:09 pm
@Rockhead,
So what happens if one of the hens lays an egg to that turns out to be a cockle? Will Barney kill the cockle, or will cockle be allowed to grow up and will the cockle fight Barney for the harem of hens. Is it a fight to the death or will the defeated just forced to go somewhere else? Or will the harem of hens be "shared" by both?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 06:51 pm
@mismi,
chickens do it doggy style, if that's what yer askin'...

and there doesn't seem to be much love involved. he grabs the back of her neck with his beak, she squawks, there's a cloud of dust, and he's done.

no kiss, no thankyou m'lady.

then he jumps on another.

as to baby roosters, all of my eggs get eaten as eggs...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 06:58 pm
I think Ima jump in my truck and run over to Colwich for some gas to put in the Ford when it comes time.

don't want the petrol stink in the bonneville.

oh, and some pork cutlets and salad.

I'm hungry again...
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 09:03 pm
not gonna work real hard tonight.

all my outside clothes are in the washer.

damn gasoline smell...

making pork cutlets with portabellas and onions.

and some green beans. and salad...

gonna go clean in the shop I think. getting ready to move smoky's stuff into my old trailer.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 09:04 pm
got a lot done today.

it looks like somebody lives at my house.

somebody that isn't a hoarder even...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 09:06 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:

oh, and some pork cutlets and salad.

I'm hungry again...


good news eh
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 09:19 pm
@ehBeth,
beats the alternative.

I hate cooking for one...

but tomorrow's ability starts with tonight's meal.

gotta eat to function.

and I'm getting a hella lot done here.

gonna hafta call Kentucky and talk soon...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 10:09 pm
got 3 burners going now.

nothing like a gas stove...

and my appetite is ready for the meal I have coming.

(and tomorrow I won't hafta cook)
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Feb, 2013 11:14 pm
now I'm full...

been getting my steve mcqueen on.

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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 08:04 am
I"m struggling to find a better word than fornicating to be used in that context.


Although I'm sure it exists.
Butrflynet
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 12:44 pm
@Ticomaya,
How about cockadiddling as opposed to the other end of him which does the cockadoodling?
aspvenom
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 01:04 pm
@Ticomaya,
Could it be Random Aggressive Physical Entry?
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mismi
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 04:20 pm
@Butrflynet,
Yes. That is it Butrflynet.

Cockadiddling.

Procreating would be the proper term -though very boring. Fornicating is sex between two consenting adults. Sounds like the hen isn't very consenting.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 04:53 pm
@mismi,
I think I'll refer to it as "dobbering"...

when gram really gets mad at someone, after they've gone, and it's just me and her, she refers to them as a chicken dobber.

and she's not talking about the little red thing on top of their heads...

working through a nasty headache this afternoon.

but the place is starting to look like me.

moved some of my planters up from the pond garden.

gonna have flowers around the house this year...
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 05:11 pm
I got 7 eggs today. (they like being given outdoor time)

only have 8 girls, I wonder who the slacker was...

not betty, hers was on the barrel.

got a pill masking my headache, gonna go move some smoky crap...
 

 
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