Random thoughts from the moose cave.

glad you got a laugh birthday grrrl

so rocky. Explain about the thumbs . I don't thumb and don't get why others do

not gonna get real into thumbs, but...

my personal philosophy, for what it's worth, is to thumb up only.(mostly)

meanness gets a down. some other stuff too.

not a personality thing. (nobody automatically gets downed...)

there are some folks get kinda juvenile about it sometimes.

I worry too much about other folks feelings, so sue me*

(sorry 'bout the delay, I hadda stop and sleep)




*that's a different chapter...

They cut the head off of a poor slobbering fool of a dog and you think it is funny ?? For shame !! Where is the thumb down button anyway ?

My WTF thought for today...

What exactly is "Bleach Alternative" and why in the hell are they putting it in my dish soap!!!

(I let it slide for quite a while in my laundry detergent)

I been washing dishes for almost 40 years, and never once did I stop myself and say, self, my dishes are just not quite firkin bleachy enough.

and if I had done that, what in the name of crazy cletus would have made me decide that I needed not only more bleachiness, but fake bleachiness.

Someone needs to start lining up marketing people and shooting the dumb ones...



carry on please.

There isn't enough ammunition in the world, Rockhead.

mebbe not in Canada.

I bet my neighbors could take Vancouver...

You wash dishes ??? Can you cook ?? Are you single ???

I was a cafe chef for a while, and I am very single.

(think hermit)


but I don't date boys, or squirrels...

Phhhbbbbtttttt !!!!!

I am unfamiliar with your local customs regarding mating rutuals, but I think Ima have to ask you to take that outside.

(and you got some on your shirt there...)

are you a kiwi?

that would explain a lot.

*enters the Moose Cave and looks around pensively*

*takes up a spot in a dark dark corner, mostly hidden from view and giggles softly*

I have been deeply traumatised ever since our (me and my 4 boys) dishwasher broke down and we all ran around screaming waving our arms over our heads untill we bumped into each other and fell down. That is why men get married, in case the dishwasher breaks.

How DARE you call me a kiwi. We have built a fence to keep rabbits out, and dug a moat to keep kiwis out. Then some silly bugger went and invented aviation and made a right mess of things. There are more kiwis in Oz than NZ. There is a sign at Auckland international airport, "would the last person to leave New Zealand please turn the lights off" .

Spring is here...

It hit with a mighty crash. and everything went black and quiet. (I hate that sound)

and then sputtered back on...and back off.

I staggered to the door thinking I had missed a knock and that @#%$&*% was out there with his mitts on my meter.

I have horrible flashbacks now about my electric meter. (two of us will now share a poignant moment about it)

I have since made good friends and cookies with the man. we have an agreement.

no matter what those crazy folks in the office think, I NEVER want to disconnect my place from the grid.

I'm just not that way.

anyways, it was not him, and I realized it's 10 o'clock at night, and he doesn't do overtime.

it is a BIG ASS Kansas thunderstorm... hail and everything. (little hail, not oh **** get the cars in hail) and awesome lightning.

no more winter. groundhog be damned.

Um....wouldn't it be less expensive to call a repair person?

I got hailed on (Phoenix of all places) just last week...it was a heck of a racket and afterwards it looked like it had snowed in my backyard.

Record rainfall for my area....FREAKY

Clearly you have never called a plumber at 1900 hrs. Hang the expense ! Think of the alternative ! Men dont deserve to do such mind numbing thankless tasks.

yeah, uhh.

I do plumbing as well...

we got this thing called pioneer spirit where I come from.

just means you know how to do lotsa not very fun things.

strong back, weak mind kinda thing, really...

I dont insult your near relatives..deer for example...

ohhhhhhhhh...and women do?

Me...I don't need no man to wash the dishes (just cook) because I bring home the bacon. :-D