Are people really sitting home heartbroken thinking "oh how could he.." ?
I wasn't heartbroken but I did think "how could he.."?
Apologise I mean. It struck me it might be enoyable talking about his dick as an alternative to walking around golf courses looking for holes that had to have a flags in them to tell him where they were seemingly endlessly. Especially when everybody is looking really serious about it as if the whole world might go tits up if Tiger wasn't talking about his dick.
He was talking about his dick. You can't get past that obvious fact.