I believe he is suggesting a sampling run with you, Li'l k.........
Actually one would have to sample all the femfolk hereabouts in order to make the determination I spoke of.
This really is the only scientific way. I fear there is no other method to acomplish this.
I volunteer, I'll take one for the team. If I become physically overburdened and die can you say a kind word about me and my sacrificial thirst for knowledge deb?
Certainly.
A kind word.
There.
dear Gustav,
Why is Craven so obsessed with two matters - whether I am a hippy, and sex?
Are they not in the wrong order?
Not really, what with the free sex hippies are known for. Maybe I'm just cheap?
Plus, of obsessions I have multitudes, you forgot Poe for one..
And didn't his holiness banish you from this thread?
His Holiness has no power to banish!!!
Hmm - you do have many - they had slipped my mind.
No sex is free......well, some is freer than others.
Actually, I imagine His Holiness will be quite pleased to see me asking for His knowledge...
That's only because the way you are kneeling provides an excellent view of.. nemind I won't spoil the fun.
Who said I was kneeling?
And I assume you mean my heels...if I WAS kneeling, which I am not....
No, I did not mean your heels.
If I WERE kneeling, of course, I would have an excellent view of YOUR..oh, I smell the chicken burning......
You mean Gus actually KNOWS stuff? I thought he was an egregious capybara nibbling charlatan....
Oooh, the wrath of his holiness will certainly be magnificent.
This is not a place for idle chatter! Shame on both of you! Dlowan.... twelve Hail Marys please and three Our Fathers.
Craven... for your impure thoughts about the womenfolk on this site, the way you lust for their firm bodies, and imagine them writhing on the floor, begging for recognition as the greatest lay on the site; for those thoughts your punishment will be severe. I have no other choice.
You will indeed be granted your wish of engaging in carnal lust with all the women on this site, but it comes with a price.
Your first assignment is Slappy Doo Hoo. Fulfill that mission and I will let you continue on with the womenfolk.
Slappy is waiting.
Godspeed
What the smeg did Slappy do?
I'm sorry for Slappy. I drew straws for the sacrificial lamb.
I am not altogether sure that Craven recognizes your authority, Gus......how will you police your condition?
