We need discipline, people. this is NOT what pitchforks are for... Come on! We should gather at five for an army drill.
Maybe Gus isn't ignoring everyone... maybe he has been taken over by an alien presence and they will not let him give his wisdom to anyone but them...
You damn selfish aliens, give us back Gus
Yes, so we can roast him on a hot pitchfork, and free the capybaras!!!!!!
well, army drill is still on. it's always useful. did i mention it's at 5am?
I'll be there!!!!!
In spirit....
well my 5am is like noon your time, bunny. no excuse. and amurrycuns have 11pm or less. so it's truly a sacrifice on my part!
late to this thread, understand gus has been captured by shellfish cunningly disguised as aliens. ?
yes, shellfish disuised as alens armed with pitchforks!
how terrible
hope he's ok
He won't be when WE'VE finished with his sorry hide...
Did someone call for a witch? Ta Da -
Do we have to do him in or can we just poke him with sharp objects for awhile. I always thought he would make a lovely newt.
Actually, I think he has just run out of sage advice and is recouping on other threads.
Captured by Alens? How odd!
Yes, they were three Alens in shellfish costumes. They were after his pitchfork, it is believed.
And why was Gus rotating on his pitchfork - and how?
Three guys named Alen captured Gus and did strange things to both him and his pitchfork. I fully expect the video to be on Fox any day now.
Osso arrives panting after hauling a large sack of freshly pulled bulbs of garlic up the staircase to the tower's kitchen..
I have been very fond indeed of an Alen or two in my lifetime....
Yay!!! Garlic.
Dear Gustav,
it will be all your fault. I'm never going to finish my dissertation. Every time I'm about to sit down to do some writing or editing, I check in here to see whether Gustav has put forth answers to all those desperate and needy that trustingly turned to him. But now. And I worry. And worry, and worry. What will become of them? Why is Gustav so cruel? What has happened to the world? Where do we come from and were are we going?
So, see, you'll have some explaining to do to my advisors and to the University when they sack me as a complete failure. Unless you storm in right now and take care of it all. I still have some faith in you. Don't let me down.
Not so dear Gustav...
I am still awaiting a response to my earlier question.
Dear Gustav,
I got a shovel with your name on it. Actually, that's not entirely true, it's a Korean War-ear entrenching tool and it says US Army on the side.
Signed,
Dad, I took your entrenching tool
