I was Lost....Wandering In the Desert.....

nuthin'
killin' the devil

I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with God. And I looked back and saw footprints in the sand.
But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those were my times of greatest trouble.

So I asked God, "Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?"

He replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot." And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Him with such a stupid question.

I been hording manna, just in case -

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord.

"Thou hast covered with anger, and persecuted us: thou hast slain, thou hast not pitied. Thou hast covered thyself with a cloud, that our prayer should not pass through."

"Lamentations 3:43-44

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the Lord.

"Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them, Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able... There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out."

"Luke 13:23-28

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.

"I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh. When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you, then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me."

"Proverbs 1:26-28

This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it:

"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."

"Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom. And five of them were wise, and five were foolish. They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them... And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him... And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out. But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves. And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut. Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us. But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not."

"Matthew 25:1-12

The Lord replied:

"My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you."

"Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels."

"Matthew 25:41

"During your times of trial and suffering..."

"But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."

"Luke 12:5

"...when you see only one set of footprints..."

"And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

"Revelation 20:15

"...it was then that I carried you."

"The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night."

"Revelation 14:10-11

you didn't eat the reds didya BIP?

Good evening Rockin' Angel! Never realized you were such a spiritual beachcomber.

Lost in the desert, huh? Didn't happen to run across Amigo, did you?

I like your horse. What's his name?

America!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZLingxFZm4

Hey, Letty!
Welcome to the desert.

He doesn't have one.

Oh, I thought you were talking about that polar bear on LOST who showed on the island and then Ben was in the desert and ... well, that wasn't it, was it?

it feels good to be out of the rain

Sand in my shoes
Sand in my food
Sand in my -

Did you recalculate the Valenzetti equation?

Pants on the ground?

What is the big deal? Bear was lost and now he is back. One problem: my favorite poster, throbber, always disappears when this happens.

you silver tongued devil you

Shazammmm! I was halfway through this thread before I realized....Da Bear tis back.!!


Joe(I feel redeemed!!)Nation