msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:44 pm
@kickycan,
Quote:
I was hoping to start a thread that would one day be several thousand pages long with all posts containing only the soothing call and refrain:

Breathe in...

breathe out...

breathe in...


It won''t work, I'm sorry.

A bit of excitement is necessary to keep folk engaged.

We're all gonna go to sleep it we keep doing this, page after page!
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:45 pm
@kickycan,
breathe in, slowly, filling lungs completely.
first filling the bottom, letting you lungs expand upwards....
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:48 pm
@chai2,
breathe out....letting the breathe leave in the reverse order it entered your body.
finally, emptying the bottom of your lungs....
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:49 pm
@chai2,
breathe in....into areas of your body that are closed off.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:50 pm
@chai2,
breathe out.....leaving the channels that you created open....
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:54 pm
@chai2,
You're going to get us rolfing next, aren't you chai? Smile
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:54 pm
@chai2,
breathe in....feeling it circulate through your body....


breathe out.....letting it take away any staleness and stress.....
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:54 pm
@chai2,
She will not be distracted!

Damn
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:55 pm
@chai2,
think only of your breathing....

breathe in......

breathe out.....
kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 07:59 pm
@chai2,
aaaaahhhhh....breathe in....
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 08:01 pm
@kickycan,
Sad
kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 08:06 pm
@msolga,
???? Why the sad face?

breathe out...
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 08:10 pm
@kickycan,
Something about online yoga, most likely.

But keep on breathing.

Enjoy yourselves ...



chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 08:15 pm
@msolga,
breathing is our primary need.

let's not take it for granted.

breathe in.......
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 08:19 pm
@chai2,
Im just peeking in to see how this here story ends. Its gettin really exciting.

WAIT, dont do nothin
Im gonna go get a sody pop.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 08:26 pm
@farmerman,
breathe out.....


take a bath towel, roll it up length-wise, and place on the floor.
sit down with your butt on the floor, the towel roll directly behind you, trailing away like a tail.
lay down on the towel, so it runs along your spine....move the part of the towel that's under your head aside....you will not want to move for a long time....

You're welcome......xoxoxo.....

breathe in.....
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 09:45 pm
@djjd62,
It's obvious why you would be interested in a pirate . . .
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 10:33 pm
@Setanta,
OK Im baack, did I miss any good parts?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 10:42 pm
Nah, it's just as dull as it was before.

Kicky will likely never again achieve the height of genius that he accomplished in his thread "The Line."
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 10:48 pm
@chai2,
And it's really hard to keep your eyes on the computer screen & follow chai's directions while doing this at the same time!

Quote:
breathe out.....


take a bath towel, roll it up length-wise, and place on the floor.
sit down with your butt on the floor, the towel roll directly behind you, trailing away like a tail.
lay down on the towel, so it runs along your spine....move the part of the towel that's under your head aside....you will not want to move for a long time....
 

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