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describe your sex-life in 5 words

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mm25075
 
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Reply Thu 4 Feb, 2010 04:09 pm
Memories, oh sweet memories past
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Thomas
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 10:18 am
@Setanta,
Setanta, you stole my line -- again!
ebrown p
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 10:22 am
@Thomas,
Quote:

Setanta, you stole my line -- again!


That is six a word description, Thomas.
Thomas
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 10:37 am
@ebrown p,
Just strike the again, then.

Arithmetics and I are enemies.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 05:51 pm
Drunk Hey ! Wake up! Sex time .Shocked

Since when have there been five words that describe sex anyway ?? Confused
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jjorge
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 07:49 pm
As Socrates said: 'KNOW THYSELF.'
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Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 05:43 pm
@Thomas,
Arithmetics ?? Isnt that the art of constantly changing rithm ? A-rithm, as in a-sexual ?
Who am I kidding...I have forgotten more about sex than I knew.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 06:31 pm
To continue the dominant theme:

thumb index middle ring pinkie
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 06:58 pm
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

To continue the dominant theme:

thumb index middle ring pinkie


You don't HAVE a thumb.
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 07:02 pm
@dlowan,
Ahem.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/animalqa/dewclaw%20for%20blog.jpg
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 07:05 pm
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Ahem.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/animalqa/dewclaw%20for%20blog.jpg


If you're prepared to trust that thing in the role of thumb on yer Mr Happy, you're a way braver dog than I.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 07:21 pm
@patiodog,
Dew claw
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 09:11 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

Dew claw



It has NO controllability.

And it can't touch any of the other "fingers".

It's a beastly evolutionary remnant.
Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 10:01 pm
@dlowan,
You can talk! with your vestigial 7th nipple.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Feb, 2010 11:19 pm
@Eorl,
Eorl wrote:

You can talk! with your vestigial 7th nipple.



Who says it's vestigial?
Eorl
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 01:22 am
@dlowan,
Touche, Lapin.
Diest TKO
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 01:34 am
kung-fu screaming daredevil bed acrobatics...

In college, we just said "angry naps."

T
K
O
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 01:38 am
@Eorl,
Eorl wrote:

Touche, Lapin.



Merci, gas mask.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 11 Feb, 2010 02:08 am
One plus one equals three
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princecharm
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2011 01:49 am
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