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describe your sex-life in 5 words

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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:32 pm
@tsarstepan,
SATURDAY NIGHTS AT HOME DEPOT.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:37 pm
@farmerman,
(snort)
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:37 pm
@farmerman,
Would you care to elaborate?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:38 pm
@tsarstepan,
How can he elaborate in five words?
Oh, wait..
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:39 pm
@shewolfnm,
shewolfnm wrote:

mine is a slutty novel

Slutty novels feed the soul.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:40 pm
www . something . com
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:40 pm
@tsarstepan,
wait till youre 59 like me, youll understand that sex is available anytime, but Home Depot is only open from 8AM till 10PM
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:41 pm
@farmerman,
OOP, that was excessive content
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:41 pm
@The Pentacle Queen,
Quote:
Where are the DECENT men?


Married to the decent women.
The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:42 pm
@ebrown p,
Bitches.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:42 pm
How about:

My hole has closed up.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:43 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

wait till youre 59 like me, youll understand that sex is available anytime, but Home Depot is only open from 8AM till 10PM

No more elaboration is desired! Mad
ebrown p
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:44 pm
@ebrown p,
(Or, they're at home depot)
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George
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:46 pm
Return to sender -- address unknown
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
Erectile dysfunction =Out of Nails
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:52 pm
@farmerman,
That post is sheer genius..
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Seed
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 07:56 pm
The one man love show
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 08:28 pm
@Seed,
Meet the Palm Sisters, please.

lol
Seed
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 08:34 pm
@Mame,
We broke up, bad terms
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 08:38 pm
I boost Duracell's stock price
 

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