Thu 23 Oct, 2003 10:12 am
Don't succumb to road rage! Let it all out here!
Feel free to vent, goof or comment, all about getting behind the wheel.
Stupid squeaky wiper blades
Why is the turn to the exit so damned sharp?
Where's that CD?
Ack, is the sunroof leaking?
Why is it always either too hot or too cold?
There's a 60-year-old guy riding a girl's bike. Weird.
Why did they take down the sign for Totten Pond Road? Is there even a Totten Pond? Hmmm.
Just because you're in the crosswalk doesn't mean you have to walk so durn slow. Move it or lose it, surly teens!
Oh look, a yard sale!
well actually me and the nun was going out for dinner last nite (during the rush hour) and there was a car in the center lane that needed to turn right but of course no one would let him into the right lane, I stopped long enough for him to make his turn. Now it seems to me that most everyone has found themselves in the wrong lane from time to time and would be aware of the simple politeness of letting a fellow driver make a simple lane change, As usual I am wrong.
Arsehole! "for cutting me off"
Why is Madison, Wisconsin such a dumb town for driving around in? It's such a big, flat state - you' think they'd be able to lay the roads out more effectively.
Why do all the crazy drivers come out when my son is driving with his learners permit? Grrrrrrrr!!!! Get on your own side of the road!!! Don't you know you're suppose to wait until no cars are coming before you fling open your car door?!!! Ok, off with the high beams already!!! Jeeez, since I'm the only car on the road for miles, did you find it necessary to cut me off? Could you get just a little closer to my rear end so you can kiss my ass? If you'd pay as much attention to the road as you do looking at the passenger in your car, you'd see that you're all over the road!
No one behind me. NO ONE behind me. Why'd you cut me off!?!?!
It's called a rotary, go back to school and learn how to use it. See that sign, it says "yeild".
Oh man, why dont you try my gear shift ??
Will ya learn how to turn off your dang car alarm???
Do you ever wash your vehicle? Ever?
"We got the beat
we got the beat
we got the beat
we got it!" Hey, I sound just like the Go-go's!
You, sir, do NOT sound like Lionel Ritchie. Please stop singing to the radio. I can hear you all the way over here.
Okay, I let one of you go. That means one, not seventeen cars. Sheesh.
Look, nice foliage!
If he does not go any faster than 28mph I am going to have a hissy fit.
Well waddya know......they FINALLY fixed the street sign.
Ohmygod- Three wood storks and four ibis!
Here I am, riding along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, out of the blue, I'm in a turning lane. Now how the hell did THAT happen?
I know he's out there somewhere this moring... There he is! Good morning officer... (now I can speed up a little.)
Scrat... that just don't compute... least not on my shift...
So, SP, are ya sayin' that yer mind and yer care are dirty?