Happy birthday my love.
Today you are officially elegible for Medicare, which means that now you can join the rest of us who are older than dirt, so let's get dirty together....or, let's get older together, for a long, long time to come.
I fart the first thing every morning.
yes, fart is the first thing I did when I got up this b'day morning, but then I fart the first thing every morning.
how's that sans nuts cat doin'?