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@Intrepid,
I can't believe nobody else posted this one this year.
since it's canajun and all, i put it here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oPio60mK4
@panzade,
panzade wrote:
has it come to this?
How depressing
I hope not, but it seems to be the case.
