pd, if it were the average Greek salad, the onions, olives, garlic, cheese, cheap oregano and roughage would be a solid flatulent load. I know because I love Greek salad.
Yeah, adress the salad question already, pd...
To much information on the flatulence! LOL
A pop quiz for aspiring manly men.
What is the proper way to inspect a manicure? Is it?
a) extend your arm with the fingers pointing up in the air like a traffic cop? or
b) curl your arm towards your head with the fingers closed towards your palm so that the nails can be examined at close proximity.
cavfancier wrote:Thanks, d-, the experience was unpleasant, but not as unpleasant as seeing the sad state of our hospitals these days.
Sad hospitals in Toronto, too!
God, the rot's set in everywhere!
Hope you're feeling better today, cav. That didn't sound like fun at all.
Yesterday, after an hour at the batting cages, I got drunk at a strip club/shooting gallery and watched NASCAR on television, while making a list of things I'll need to get at the hardware store this weekend to fix my riding mower.
Beat that! Ladies, all of you.
Gargamel wrote:Yesterday, after an hour at the batting cages, I got drunk at a strip club/shooting gallery and watched NASCAR on television, while making a list of things I'll need to get at the hardware store this weekend to fix my riding mower.
Beat that! Ladies, all of you.
A sad effort, Gargamel. It would have been much more manly if the things you needed at the hardware store were for use in a triple homicide.
I kid, I kid. But seriously, perhaps my newest guy thing, at least that a girl has pointed out to me, is my creative use of things around the house to compensate for general laziness and uncleanliness.
Since I always forget to get a pizza wheel at the store, I just use a scissors. If there are no clean bowls around, or spoons, I'll eat my cereal out of tupperware with a measuring spoon.
I'm like McGyver.
cavfancier:
every seasoned psycho-killer knows that a pair of latex gloves is all you need for a triple homicide.
I eats my cereal with a No 1 flat-blade screwdriver from a used distributor cap . .
Any mins still shave with a straight razor? That be manly, grooming tool and deadly weapon.
I dry shave with an injector, safety razor . . . does that count?
Sure, as long as you shave up, not down.
I got them curly, kinky whiskers, Boss, i shave up, down, right, left, and on both diagonals. When the bleeding stops, i put my shirt on.
That sounds like it might hurt as much as wiping with sandpaper.
Real men suck up the pain Gargamel...until the thirst hits 'em and then it's "Did someone say Kool-Aid?" So a huge "Oh yeah!" topples the bandstands, and manly thirst is quenched. Love the avatar.
