I had deep manly thoughts Sunday morning after i arose . . . i went to the door and stood on the stoop, contemplating an early spring morning. I belched, scratched my ass, said: "Feck it all" and went back to bed.
That is manly indeed, Set. As I couldn't eat for about 16 hours yesterday, I got some souvlaki and greek salad last night, with extra tzatziki, and wolfed that down. This morning, I made Kimchee rice with some leftover BBQ rib meat, so my gas today would almost qualify as a WMD. That's manly...
I stand in awe of your flatulent grandeur, Boss . . .
Flatulence: manly.
Salad: not manly.
Salad-induced flatulence: ???
(yeah, I know, kim-chee. but too much salad tears me up, especially when it's too much salad, beer, whiskey, a pack of smokes, and a pot of coffee the next morning.)
Good to hear you made it through your probe, clown.
The garlic was the best....really stinky, long, gut-satisfying farts.
Oh, yeah, garlic is good.
Had a slip on the flatulence front in the library today. Couldn't tell if I'd been nosed or not...
Comparing kimchee to salad is rather like comparing like comparing black powder to uranium 235 . . .
Cav said:
[QUOTE]I was "brave amusing patient of the day", and that was good. [QUOTE]
That is very good and manly as hell, but Cav........
[QUOTE]"Ewww, I don't want that in my mouth." [/QUOTE[/color]]
Cutie, that doesn't sound at all manly--if you know what I mean...
dog, you mean theres a special font for flatulence . which key is that?
Diane, sometimes the call to being manly requires a sidestep into the cute, especially when you make the nurses smile.
Why are farts manly?
And eructations?
Men are odd.
I could out-fart every one of you, without hardly even trying.
Wot's an eructation? I'm manly, and stupid.
D, I'm sure you could(outfart) But the manly question is: Would you evidence as much glee about lighting them? Hmmmm?
Setanta wrote:Comparing kimchee to salad is rather like comparing like comparing black powder to uranium 235 . . .
Not the kimchee, set, the salad that accompanied the souvlaki.
Ahh, Blue Angels....we all pitied the hairy folks...
dlowan wrote:Why are farts manly?
And eructations?
Men are odd.
I could out-fart every one of you, without hardly even trying.
Couldn't. So, so couldn't.
farmerman wrote:dog, you mean theres a special font for flatulence . which key is that?
Control+f. I should think that was pretty obvious.
panzade wrote:D, I'm sure you could(outfart) But the manly question is: Would you evidence as much glee about lighting them? Hmmmm?
Of course.
And - being a woman - I get to EXPRESS my emotions freely!
I'd prolly cry with excitement.
Hope y'all don't mind, I've decided to serial post, a la the bunny. Though chatterboxing ain't exactly manly business.
