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I might become civilized (california style)

 
 
georgeob1
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 10:49 am
I' m an omnivor, but I've never eaten tofu. Not tempted to either.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 11:06 am
@georgeob1,
dear georgeob, I have the understanding that the regularly scheduled eating of tofu is a municipal ordination in most of california, you may be subject to fine and/or public humiliation should your local social/political constabulary detect your non-compliance.
georgeob1
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 11:20 am
@dyslexia,
It is true that the would be social police are a factor everywhere, and perhaps in few places more than California. However, I do manage to ignore them and even poke the occasional finger in their eyes whenever I can.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 02:07 pm
I don't eat no stinking tofu, and I am in California.

Okay, occasionally they'll have it in miso soups, but that's enough.
Why do you want to eat tofu, dys? So you know that your flatulence is working?
georgeob1
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 02:15 pm
@CalamityJane,
That's why I like you Calamity !
Francis
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 02:28 pm
See, Dys?

Civilized Californians don't blast the chair...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 03:25 pm
@georgeob1,
Yes, because we're both meat and potato people, George! Very Happy

Francis fits right in there too!
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 05:30 pm
@georgeob1,
dear georgeob, It has been brought to my attention that both Del Mar and San Francisco will be implementing a pilot program of adding Feng Shui to city zoning and construction permits which would require that a Feng Shui specialist evaluate all residential and business establishments with the authority to condemn as not fit for human habitation.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 05:46 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

dear georgeob, It has been brought to my attention that both Del Mar and San Francisco will be implementing a pilot program of adding Feng Shui to city zoning and construction permits which would require that a Feng Shui specialist evaluate all residential and business establishments with the authority to condemn as not fit for human habitation.
meanwhile there is some chatter here in New Mexico to prohibit the parking of cars/trucks in ones front yard but it's not expected to gain traction.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 06:26 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

dear georgeob, It has been brought to my attention that both Del Mar and San Francisco will be implementing a pilot program of adding Feng Shui to city zoning and construction permits which would require that a Feng Shui specialist evaluate all residential and business establishments with the authority to condemn as not fit for human habitation.


Bullshit Smile

Have you eaten any tofu yet? Did you puke? I would! Bleech! Tasteless, textureless and pointless.
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georgeob1
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 12:32 pm
@dyslexia,
Feng Shui is already widespread in its influence in architecture. There is a fairly large office building near Tyson's Corner in the Northern Virginia suburbs of Washington with a huge five storey circular entrance arch. It is locally called the toilet bowl building.

What the hell is tofu anyway? Congealed soy bean paste ? Ugh ! I'm with Mame.
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oolongteasup
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 06:07 pm
@dyslexia,
ive always considered you a tofurkey kinda guy
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