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HOW YA GONNA KEEP 'EM DOWN ON THE FARM

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:20 am
I was reading an example of White Male Outrage (TM) in another thread, and the truth of it hit me like a Mack truck. If the negroes and wimmins would simply recall what their true place in society ought to be, and adhere to that, then most of our social ills would disappear. I mean, think about it, we didn't have all these problems back in the 50s.

Ladies, you don't need a wrist watch for your birthday, there's a perfectly good clock on the stove . . .

Come on, everybody, sing along!

Pardon me, Boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-choo?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:23 am
Pardon me Roy is that the cat that ate your new shoes
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:29 am
That's a good joke, if rather tortured in the telling.

You ain'ta gonna waste no money buyin' the Lady Diane no watches, are ya?
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:30 am
Wow . . . this site has you pegged, Boss . . . i gotta an ad for Scottsdale, Arizona at the bottom of my screen . . .
dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:39 am
@Setanta,
She's (lady Diane) getting used to sleeping on the dining room table where she can easily see the clock on the stove and have my tea water boiling by the time I get out of bed.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:41 am
@Setanta,
I drove thru Scottsdale Az one time, It's just another suburb of L.A.
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:58 am
@dyslexia,
I'm glad to see that you are enforcing good, old-fashioned family values . . .
dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 10:03 am
@Setanta,
yes of course, I remain a strict constitutionalist.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 10:25 am
*saying this while cooking and cleaning in the kitchen* - I am amazed at the latent racism that was brought to the surface by having a black president.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 10:37 am
I'm not.

(Amazed, that is.)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 11:10 am
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

I drove thru Scottsdale Az one time, It's just another suburb of L.A.


I liked the rides. And Tomorrowland. It's almost as much fun as Santa Fe in your own state.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 11:58 am
In the 50s, it was: "Honey, make us some coffee." "Honey, the floor needs sweeping." "Honey, my shirt is wrinkled." When I try to get Mrs edgarblythe to understand how it should be, she gets hostile. No wonder people can't get along these days.
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eoe
 
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Reply Wed 16 Sep, 2009 12:48 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Ladies, you don't need a wrist watch for your birthday, there's a perfectly good clock on the stove . . .


Reminds me, as a young girl, when I would tell my father that I needed a watch. He'd say "You don't need a watch. I'll watch cha."
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 16 Sep, 2009 01:03 pm
Let me guess . . . you didn't find that uproariously funny . . .
eoe
 
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Reply Wed 16 Sep, 2009 01:27 pm
@Setanta,
Not much. I didn't get my first watch until high school.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Thu 17 Sep, 2009 08:02 am
Husband, slumped in front of the TV says to Wife, "Honey, could you bring me a beer before it starts?"
Wife gets a beer and sets it on the coffee table.

A little while later, Husband again says, "Honey, could you bring me a beer before it starts?"
Wife, frowning, sets another beer on the coffee table -- loudly.

Soon after, Husband says yet again, "Honey, could you bring me a beer before it starts?"
Wife, gritting teeth and growling, smacks a beer down on the coffee table.

Husband: Honey...?
Wife: Get your own goddamn beer!
Husband: It's started...
RexRed
 
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Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 12:11 pm
How about you stop stuffing your fat spam artist face with twinkies Set?
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 01:35 pm
@Tai Chi,
Tai Chi wrote:

Husband, slumped in front of the TV says to Wife, "Honey, could you bring me a beer before it starts?"
Wife gets a beer and sets it on the coffee table.

A little while later, Husband again says, "Honey, could you bring me a beer before it starts?"
Wife, frowning, sets another beer on the coffee table -- loudly.

Soon after, Husband says yet again, "Honey, could you bring me a beer before it starts?"
Wife, gritting teeth and growling, smacks a beer down on the coffee table.

Husband: Honey...?
Wife: Get your own goddamn beer!
Husband: It's started...



HA! That's great!

I'll have to remember one and get back to ya.
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RexRed
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 08:18 am
How am I going to get my threads started when homophobic pigs like you Set keep posting drivel like this in MY threads?

Set Wrote: More drivel. Say something substantive that people can discuss, and you might get this thread jump started.

Set, my threads might had jumped started if YOU did not come in in the first place and "try and" kick its legs out from under it.

Keep your homophobic hate mongering blubber brained comments in your own idiotic threads...

Perhaps I am not searching for a response? Especially from you... in light of your err "social problems"...

STAY OUT OF MY THREADS HOMOPHOBE!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR THREADS SPAMMED?
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RexRed
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 08:28 am
@Setanta,
NOTHING IS "uproariously funny" comparatively with homophobes like you Set spamming threads out of HATE and INTOLERANCE... I am glad I am not you... I don't have to have the sun go down on the wrath you have within. I would be ashamed if I were you Set. But sociopaths have no conscience either, huh? You call yourself a liberal... Liberal compared to what? A wolf in sheep clothing... you don't fool me... Who is really the clown Set pretending to be liberal when you are, well, scum...
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