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BAD DOGS ARE BIBLICAL

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 04:22 pm
I was reading upstairs when i heard the news start on the radio, and thought "Oh hell, it's time to give the little dogs their lunch." About that time, the boy dog comes running upstairs, playing the fool, wanting to play fighty-bitey. I was thinking that was odd, but proceeded downstairs, asking the dogs as i went if they wanted to go outside. When i got to the kitchen, i found a mess all over the floor by the back door. Some dog or dogs unknown (Mr. Bailey) had taken a full trash bag out of the recycling tub and there was trash everywhere on the runner leading to the back door.

It was a mess of biblical proportions--and it just got worse. After i had served them lunch, i was suddenly perplexed that the girl dog had not gulped down her lunch, and run out to the living room to try to steal the boy dog's lunch. (She never succeeds, but she never fails to try, either.) I found her in the kitchen, licking the coffee grounds off the floor.

Biblical proportions, i tell ya . . . it was a mess of biblical proportions.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 04:31 pm
Have these biblical proportions anything to do with the golden ratio? Twisted Evil
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 04:33 pm
The thought that i might turn around to find three of them on one side, and five more at right angles is just plain depressing . . .
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 04:37 pm
Such doggerel. Reads like a Cecil B Demille script.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 04:39 pm
Well, look at me ! ! !

Of course it's doggerel.

(I've waited years to use that line.)
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 06:17 pm
@Setanta,
I wanna be perfectly canid with ya, this thread lacks tooth.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 07:51 pm
@Setanta,
Are there proverbs for that occasion? (I am not versed.)
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 07:52 pm
@Setanta,
Bad dogs and Irishmen go out in the noon day son. Now that is Biblical.

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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 09:21 pm
@Setanta,
Before ya cleaned up the coffee grounds, did you happen to notice if they looked like Bebe Jeebles ?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 10:07 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
BAD DOGS ARE BIBLICAL


Everything else is biblical, according to one poster. Why not dogs?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 11:31 pm
If i knew how they did it, i'd give Miss Lettbettyhettygetty the ribbon for best response . . .
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jan, 2010 11:48 pm
Bulldogs and Irishmen. Why didn't I think of that?
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