Huh. I know it's from two years ago but I honestly don't care. I was attempting to find a suitable ASL replacement for "Keep on walking, don't lose heart" for song translation we have to do for our ASL class at school but now I am intrigued.
I would go with something like..
Ugly, your phone. Stupid and smelly, you. Stupid phone you not use. Not-Like you, me.
I'm in ASL one but we aren't allowed to use signed english. Dashes mean the words are combined into one sign. Commas are for your sake, to help you understand. And, yeah, the translation is a little weak but it's better than signing gibberish.