@ebrown p,
ebrown p wrote:
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My wife.
Steak/A1 sauce.
A finely tuned chain saw.
This post is a bit disturbing...
Ah yeah, I can see how that might come across oddly, let me explain....my wife {when I'm not bang'n her...see #1} cooks and brings me steak, then she properly applies the 7.4 globs of A1 sauce, as she has been instructed to do...never letting the sauce and the steaks juices touch each other, nor letting any part of the steak get within 5/8ths of an inch near the edge of the plate. When I was younger I would often deduct points from her if the steak did not aesthetically suit me, but with age comes maturity, and I have slacked off on that somewhat. She does however continue to try for maximum symmetry....but I believe she does this out of pure love....or pure fear....eh, same thing, so it's a mute point.
But she is never, I repeat never, allowed to touch my chain saw.