Who would you rather go on a date with?

Bob Newhart, that's it!

yeah, that's my wandeljw

YES! Finally all the years and years of flirting and acting like a complete ass just to get your attention pay off!

And now, I'm going to kiss you. I'm going to kiss you long and hard. I'm going to kiss you until our tongues go numb, our knees go weak, and our bodies go limp with exhaustion and satisfaction.

<takes out big wad of Bubble Yum bubble gum, sticks it under the nearest table, and goes in for the big smoocherinio>

Wow - my little toe on my right foot and the one right next to it definitely went numb. You do realise tonsil hockey is just a saying right?

Eh.

I'm a fan of all afore mentioned, great fan, but if I was younger I'd be checking out Thomas.

But wait, we wouldn't be right as life partners, me too old.

Adjusts scope...

Kicky seems to be getting the vote more then me! I will also leave you limp with satisfaction but it won't be from some lame kiss!

Who said it was lame?

Suffer, Nick, you've a reader here.

Breeder Osso. I'm a Breeder.

We'll be limp? ha ha ha

Kicky hesitates in his and mismi's epic make-out session and his head snaps in NickFun's direction.

"You doubt my kiss?"

The question hangs there between them, fat and squirming like a sack of maggots.

NickFun notices the serene and joyful look on mismi's face. She is smiling contentedly with her eyes half-closed, and for just a moment, NickFun is sure he can actually hear her purring...

But then his attention is diverted away from her and his eyes go wide, and, unfortunately for him, his mouth drops open in stunned surprise as Kicky comes lunging at him, his mouth open as well, his tongue waggling and lolling like a giant blood-engorged leech...

Now we just need some lampreys and head lice, and my fantasy shall be complete!

I have never had a problem fighting off giant blood-engorged leeches. Mismi is mine after all!

If we borrow the format of ABC's "The Bachelor", Mismi must first travel to the hometowns of Kicky and Nick to meet their parents. Then, she must spend a night in the "fantasy suite" with each of them (two different nights, of course). Mismi must then spend an agonizing week deciding whether to give the "final rose" to Kicky or Nick.

Who you calling a giant blood-engorged leech? Not Mismi!

Kicky is still kissin' him...Nick can't talk right now!....uuuh uuuhhhh h hh h uuuhuhh

Why 2 different nights?

So that Mismi has time to reflect on each bachelor and make a reasoned decision. (What did you think?)

Not only did I refer to Kicky as agiant blood-engorged leech, he referred to himself that way. I'm sure the ladies would not be interested in a man with such low self esteem! Or maybe they would!

There really are no words.....speechless - or almost anyway. Really - what HAVE I gotten myself into?

All eyes are on you mismi.

this could mean the future of A2K.