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Tue 10 Mar, 2009 02:12 pm
In the first place, God never said it could happen like that. I spoke with him several times reguarding this, and he assured me he made Adam from the soil and Eve from Adam's rib. So, right from the get-go, we have it from the greatest ever expert's mouth.
The banana. Forget bananas. The avocado is a perfect example of a perfect example of food, as if we need one. Cut it open; you have a big seed for the toddler to play with (none of that satanic Barbie stuff). The pulp is in a perfect bowl. All you have to do is scoop it out and eat it. God was thinking of you when he created avocado farmers.
Some miseducated citizens are fond of pointing out the fossil record. What record? I mean, really. Once the dog has chewed on the discarded bones, they take on random shapes. An elephant's remains could be mistakenly identified as something imaginary, such as an allosaurus, quite easily.
So, what else have they got? Time? You see any recorded history beyond what's in the Bible? Of course not, and you won't either.
Genetics. Don't make me laugh. The day I see an austrich egg produce a walrus, I will believe in genetics.
Bring it on, Evolutionist fakirs. I will prove all of you wrong.
@edgarblythe,
DAMN STRAIGHT> ALSO, them fuckin dinosaurs. You know why they went extinct? CAUSE IT WAS A STUPID IDEA TO BEGIN WITH!!.
Darwin is a god to these people. They worship at his feet of clay. "Oh, I believe in monkeymen," they tell each other. But never will they produce a man that is half monkey. Why? Because the divinity that is the soul of man could never share a body with an animal.
@edgarblythe,
DARWINIAN MAN, though well behaved.
Is nothing but a monkey shaved.
Another thing. If we were to accept evolution thought, it would be the end of civilized society. We would devour one another like wild beasts. There would be no Chopin, or Slim Whitman; no Proust, but only the Marquis de Sade and Adolph Hitler. Persons with no souls are persons with no rules and no conscience.
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
DAMN STRAIGHT> ALSO, them fuckin dinosaurs. You know why they went extinct? CAUSE IT WAS A STUPID IDEA TO BEGIN WITH!!.
are you saying God had a stupid idea?
oh man, you're in for it now.
chai wrote:are you saying God had a stupid idea?
I would rephrase it as following:
- are you saying God
is a stupid idea?
@chai2,
And
Wallace never got the credit he was dee tew1111
Who died and made Edgar the Pope?
@raprap,
raprap wrote:
And Wallace never got the credit he was dee tew1111
Wallace Beery or George Wallace?
@wandeljw,
It is my goal to get one o them Popemobile cars to drive to work in.
@edgarblythe,
Check out this link to see how intelligent chimps can be!
Zoo chimp 'planned' stone attacks
@chai2,
I cannot fathom what is on gods mind, shes a bitch whose always PMsing. Dont get me started on the kid.
@Reyn,
I have read that story, reyn. Heck, birds plan ahead. Dogs hiding bones are planning ahead, aren't they?
I mean - - Darwin never walked on water or drove a herd of swine over a cliff.
@edgarblythe,
He never had a drivers license
If gay marriage is a violation of the sanctity of marriage how come Ted Bundy was allowed to marry and father a child while he was a prisoner on death row?
To continue this educational thread:
Emanuel Velikovsky showed that God can create anything he wants to. He created Venus out of nowhere. As he sought to park it in orbit, it swung perilously close to the Earth, then settled into a more circular orbit than those the other planets follow.
Stumble It!
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