Who the HELL puts things together with screw thingies smaller than PEPPERCORNS, fer crissake???!!!

I'm not saying this to be unkind, Miss Wabbit, but you would be better off finding a man on your own in Adelaide than relying on one of those dodgey matchmaker services. Have some confidence in yourself, and in your own attractions!

Grrrrrr!

I'm sorry . . . i ought to have known that you'd be uncomfortable talking about your awkward diffidence and tendency to laugh brayingly at inappropriate times.

I AM a little shy and retiring.

But I only bray as part of my repertoire of animal imitations.

Not a single one of you has come up with any explanation for the size of the goddam screws, you know.

I have a good mind to photograph the spare next to a peppercorn so that you may empathize properly.

You think I am exaggerating, don't you?

Well, I am NOT.



Or minimalizing.

Well, I ain't.

And how many of us do you think will admit to being intimate with tiny screws?

The truly adult.

Er, metal is expensive? Both to produce and ship? Or they're just trying to drive you mad?

If t'were me, I might consider visiting a proper hardware store and purchasing longer screws (if the thickness of the wood/metal shelving will allow it) with proper phillips or robertson heads. (Do these peppercorn screws even have proper points?)

they'd heard you're the crafty type, working with broken tiles and the like and they thought you'd like a new medium to work in

peppercorn inlay!

They have a teensy thread and a teensy allen key shaped hole on one end.

Thay actually appear to do their job quite well.

Fiendish Taiwanese!

Linguistics, archaeology and paeleo-biology all show that the Austronesian wave of settlement came from Taiwan. Spreading from South China to Taiwan, a distinct culture and four language families spread out from Taiwan to the Philippines, the Celebes, Borneo, Java, Sumatra and the rest of the Indonesian archipelago, the Bismarck archipelago, the Solomons, and all of Polynesia to the east to Easter Island and Pitcairn's Island; and most surprisingly of all, to the Island of Madagascar, off the coast of southern Africa.

You're surrounded, Wabbit. You'd best learn to live with it.

I'm not Indigenous...I'm Anglo-Celtic.

You just wash your mouth out, Mr Set!! This is the 21st century here in Australia and no-man should needlessly be harassed by a sideways glance, a throaty laugh and a languid...

"I'm not bad..... I'm just drawn that way".

I don't resent you for it . . . you can't help the accidents of your birth . . .

I passed my meconium on my father, but I can't positively state that is was an accident, as I've retained no memory of the event.

You did ok, then...not passing it in utero and all.

THAT'S when meconium goes all pear-shaped.

Slowlllyyyy taking this thread home....

id make my own furniture.

soon as a fin a decent full tiem job (rolfmfao LOLOLOLOLOOL)

ima gonna get some power tools and build my own desk and coffee table and chairs etc..

i cant wait to build my computer desk.

building shits so fun!

But were the directions easy to understand?


If you don't step on one of those screws barefoot in the next week, I'll bet you swallowed them. Size, colour, but not the taste, eh?